DAD CHAT
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
So. That happened.
JOHN TUCKER
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
Real mature.
JOHN LOGAN
Fuck off, Dean.
COLIN FITZGERALD
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
JAKE CONNELLY ADDED GARRETT GRAHAM TO DAD CHAT.
GARRETT GRAHAM REMOVED JOHN LOGAN FROM DAD CHAT.
JOHN TUCKER
Add him back, G. The father of the penis needs to grovel to the father of the vagina.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
Agreed.
COLIN FITZGERALRD
I dunno…
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
I see you, Fitz. You’re only saying that because you have 4 penis sons.
GARRETT GRAHAM
That’s bs. I’m not the one who has to grovel.
JOHN TUCKER
I’m putting up a poll.
All right, submit your votes.
Description
A continuation of the ‘DAD CHAT’ interface.
It displays a conversation involving Dean, Garrett, and John Tucker.
A poll created by John Tucker asks ‘WHICH FATHER SHOULD GROVEL?’, with results showing ‘PENIS DAD’ leading with 7 votes against ‘VAGINA DAD’ with 2 votes.
System text shows further adding and removing of members (Garrett and John Logan) from the chat.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
And that’s a victory for the vagina.
GARRETT GRAHAM
Goddamn it.
GARRETT GRAHAM ADDED JOHN LOGAN TO DAD CHAT.
GARRETT GRAHAM
Stop being a whiny baby, dude. He didn’t do it on purpose.
JOHN LOGAN
Oh, so he accidentally had sex with my daughter?
JOHN LOGAN REMOVED GARRETT GRAHAM FROM DAD CHAT.
JOHN TUCKER ADDED GARRETT GRAHAM TO DAD CHAT.
GARRETT GRAHAM
DO THAT ONE MORE TIME ASSHOLE. I FUCKING DARE YOU