18. Chapter 18
Chapter 18
Friend Group Chat
Trish : Hey, Elle, Owen asked what SDE means. Can you come on over and explain it to him? Cause I can’t without laughing and, well, it’s your fault.
Elle : You want me to come talk to your little brother about small dicks?
Trish : No! I want you to tell him you’re sorry you posted that in a public group and then make something up.
Elle : I will not apologize for calling some asshole out for trying to throw our girl under the bus. Any man who does that has SDE. Super small. Dick. Energy.
Lottie : This is too good. I’m sorry I missed it. Anyone see Ginny lately? Is she okay?
Trish : Oh, yeah, she’s better than okay.
Lottie : What happened?
Trish : Well, she showed up Saturday with Joker.
Lottie : And that’s better than good?
Trish : It is when he declares you his woman and is there to tell your brother.
Elle : What?!?!?! And we missed it??
Lottie : No…they’re together now? Like, together-together?
Tish : Like, together-together.
Lottie : Oh, my gosh! Virginia! Where are you? We need answers!
Ginny : Ginny can’t respond right now. She’s busy.
Trish : Who is this?
Ginny : Joker. And I’m telling you she’s busy.
Elle : Are you really on her phone while you two are doing the naked tango?
Ginny : She wants me to plead the fifth.
Lottie : Love this for you. Tell her she needs to find a night we can all get together. My house.
Ginny : She said not your house?
Trish : My house?
Ginny : How about Zach’s on Thursday?
Elle : I can make that work.
Lottie : Same.
Trish : Tell her we expect all the details.
Ginny : I can give you those for her. She’s currently working on her fourth O of the evening, and she’s going to be busy the rest of the night. Gotta go.