Peaches Group Chat
PEACHES GROUP CHAT
Lennox: What does one wear to his brother’s birthday party?
Tristan: Uh? Clothes?
Bash: Is there any theme? Or are you just trying to dress up?
Declan: He’s trying to look good for a guy. Wants to get all dolled up and hopefully get the guy to fall over his feet for him.
Lennox: What? No. That’s not it.
Declan: Then what is it?
Lennox: Shut up
Bash: Well, hell, if that’s the case, definitely wear those blue jeans you had on the other day. Your ass looked perfect in those.
Tristan: Bash, do you always check us out?
Bash: Of course, don’t you all?
Lennox: No
Tristan: No
Declan: Hell, I do. I look at all the asses. The more asses, the better.
Lennox: You know what? This wasn’t as helpful as I thought it would be.
Bash: You love us kissy emoji
Declan: Everyone needs friends who tell them how amazing their ass looks.
Preston: Adding to the discussion. You all have great asses. Trust me, I’ve seen them all almost every night.
Bash: There you have it. Show off the ass.
Lennox: Blue jeans, it is.