Peaches Group Chat
PEACHES GROUP CHAT
Declan: Who wants the tea?
Bash: Is that even a question?
Tristan: I’m always up for gossip.
Preston: Depends on who the tea is about.
Declan: It’s about the boy who I live with, who has spent yet another night out and about.
Tristan: Wait? Lennox?
Bash: Oh fuck. Like, how many nights? Do we think it’s serious?
Preston: Isn’t it always serious with Lennox?
Declan: But this is the kicker…
Declan: He’s keeping it hush-hush and won’t tell me who it is.
Bash: Ughhhh, no
Tristan: Oh fuck
Preston: Dammit Lennox, not again.
Lennox: Are you guys seriously shit-talking me while I’m in the chat?
Declan: No one is shit-talking.
Bash: I definitely am.
Bash: Shit-talking, that is.
Tristan: Who have you been spending all your nights with?
Preston: You don’t have to tell us.
Declan: Yes, he does.
Lennox: OMG!
Lennox: I can’t with you all.
Lennox: Nosy asses.
Declan: I’m just worried about you.
Bash: We’ll always worry about you.
Lennox: Well, there’s nothing to worry about.
Lennox: But uh, does anyone have any tips for getting myself ready?
Preston: Ready?
Tristan: For?
Bash: NO!
Declan: Well, I’ll be damned.
Lennox: Never mind.
Lennox: Forget I said anything.
Preston: I might have some tips…