20. Elizabeth
TWENTY
ELIZABETH
I'M ON THE PHONE TALKING to Sloan, with my feet propped up on a pillow, eating a bowl of microwave popcorn and sipping on a glass of ice-cold sweet tea that Juliette made. My brain is completely fried, so I've stopped working on my database for the rest of the night and catch up with my bestie instead.
"He's cock blocking and I want to know why hooker?!” Sloan asks with an accusatory tone.
It's been over a week since we all went out to The Lotus, and Roman has been by the house every single day keeping an eye on me (I assume), but acting like a Grade-A asshole in the process.
He's been meeting with Joseph about whatever it is they talk about with the door closed. Eating a scrumptious dinner prepared by Juliette every night. Working out like a maniac in the home gym (I spied on him once or twice). Never once coming by my room to say hello or bothering to ask me if I wanted a little dinner (selfish bastard). Not talking to me at all. All because I'm the one with the level head. The one who stopped things before they went too far. If I had listened to him and left Jagger alone that night, he would have thought I was cosigning whatever this was going on between us. And I'm not. I can't.
While I usually tell Sloan everything, I have conveniently omitted all details regarding how I've been allowing Roman to feel me up every chance he gets. If she told me something like that about her cousin, I'd probably send her to a shrink. There's just no excuse.
There are millions of single men out there. Why on earth do I have to be so attracted to a man whom I'm related to? Why does he have to be so incredibly sexy? Why does his smart mouth turn me on? Why does he know how to work my body into a frenzy like no one else? Why does he make me feel completely safe when I'm with him? In fact, it's just dawned on me I haven't once thought about my assault since he's been around.
Why do I miss him?
"I don't know what you're talking about,” I lie through my teeth.
And the Oscar goes to...
"I have eyes, Bitsy. It's obvious that tall, dark, and badass doesn't want you hooking up with Jagger. He was cock blocking all night. The question is why."
"I don't know. Overprotective cousin I guess. What do you think?" I'm so comical right now. Acting as if I don't have a clue. "You're the expert."
I'm sure she's nodding her head in agreement. "Usually I can call these things, but I'm not sure about your cousin. He's tough to read. Maybe he wants to make sure you stay single, so he can continue to make fun of your life of celibacy and coding. He can't keep up the jokes if you don't remain the nerdy little cousin he buried up to her eyeballs in dirt."
I cringe at her assessment.
"First of all, I wasn't a nerd. I was a six-year-old. And second, it's actually YOU who makes fun of my life of celibacy. Speaking of which, I don't know what the big deal is about me not having sex right now. It's not like I'm a virgin or a nun. I'm just selective."
"Well, you might as well be a virgin. You're almost twenty-four-years-old and you've had sex with two freakin' guys. Not to mention that you got your head cracked open the minute after you finished having half-ass sex with the second one. That shit shouldn't even count."
She's kind of right ... the bitch.
"Plus, I think it changes the narrative if you actually start dating a hot guy. Arguably a guy who is way the hell hotter than Roman. How's he going to make fun of you then? How's he going to play big brother and drag you all over the city like he has been if you're busy with Jagger all the time? It's so obvious that he wants to be the only one getting laid, and of course he also wants to be the center of attention."
Pot meet kettle.
"That's a pretty convoluted theory, Sloan."
I cut my eyes to the phone as if she can see how annoyed I am with this conversation.
"Whatever."
"You think Jagger is hotter than Roman?" I ask out of curiosity, because throughout her long rant, all I heard was that she thought Jagger was hotter than Roman. And any woman with a pulse would realize just how crazy that sounds. Roman is panty dropping gorgeous.
"Of course! Jagger could be a model for Abercrombie and Fitch. What's not to like? Plus, he really likes you, Bitsy. He always has. This is your chance with him. Jagger fucking Reed."
I swallow a mouthful of popcorn and think about what she is saying. It's true that I've always secretly crushed on Jagger. He's sweet, he's hot, and he is going to be an Olympic athlete for God's sake. What is my problem? He is my perfect distraction from Roman.
"Or is Roman cock blocking because he doesn't want anyone else getting near your hot pocket? I mean, you two did have some sort of connection before you found out that you were related. He was practically stalking you."
"My hot pocket, Sloan? What are you my ninety-year-old grandmother?"
"Forget about my name for your vagina. The actual issue here is, do you think I'm right? Has Roman made a move over into kissing cousin territory with you?"
"Ewww, of course not. It's you who wants to have his babies." I do my best to laugh her off. "Not me."
"Eh, I'm over it. He's related to you. That would be too messy for our friendship."
Messy indeed.
"You want to see Jagger again, right?" she asks quickly. "He asked about you on Wednesday when I saw him at Java."
I should want to, but all I can think about is Roman's face when he saw me sitting on Jagger's lap at The Lotus, and how I'm getting the silent treatment now. I guess it was kind of slutty of me. Maybe I should apologize to him.
"I think Jagger's just being kind, Sloan. I mean let's be honest here. There's no way he has any genuine interest in me. I've seen him dozens of times over the years, and he's barely said hello. He's Ethan's friend. Not mine."
"You were seeing Ethan then. What was he supposed to do? Ethan was his teammate. He's making up for it now. In fact, I think the text he sent today should tell you just how interested he is."
"It was a group text."
"He didn't want to assume anything, so he included me in on the text. That's all."
"That's up for interpretation."
"The guy texted us that he'd hopefully see you specifically tomorrow at Java. That is man speak for I want to see you tomorrow at Java and you better be there woman! So I'll ask again. Do you want to see Jagger again or not?"
"Well ... yes but–"
"What are you worried about? Not that cousin of yours, I hope."
I'm not worried about him. It's just that he's got a temper, and he's taking this older cousin thing way too seriously. I don't know what the heck my mom told Juliette and Joseph, but I feel like Roman is on babysitting duty."
"You think your mom told them about what happened at the apartment?"
"Well, I kind of tripped up and told him myself."
"You told him about Ethan!"
"I felt like I had to explain why I didn't think Owen was going to give me the security deposit."
"How about my landlord is a dick. The end."
"Ha. Ha. I guess that would have been another way to go, but you know I'm not a good liar. He could tell that I was hiding something."
"Really? Because you've just met the guy and already he can read you?"
"Like I said, and as you well know, I'm not a good liar."
"You're also not a kid, Bitsy. You're a grown ass woman. Take your butt down to Java tomorrow morning and don't let any of them know where you're going. Just because you live with them doesn't mean that they need to know your every move. Worse case scenario is Jagger doesn't show up and you get some work done while you have a latte. Best-case scenario is he throws you in the back seat of his car in the parking lot and has his way with you for an hour."
"You're crazy!"
We both start cracking up as I gobble down a little more popcorn.
"I wish this was a Long Island Iced Tea instead of a sweet tea," I say breezily. "Okay. You're right. Of course you're right. I'll meet him."
"Good!" I can hear her clap her hands together. "In fact, I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. That'll make it easier. Juliette will think you're out with me."
"Okay, cool. I'll be ready by ten. Hold on it's my other line."
A call is coming in on my phone from an area code I don't recognize.
"Hello?"
After a long pause a woman finally speaks, "Is this
Elizabeth?"
"Yessss?" Then nothing.
She hangs up.
I click back over to Sloan. "Sorry about that. Just a crank caller."
"That was kind of long for a crank call."
"She asked for me by name then she hung up."
Sloan was silent for a moment. "Are you okay?"
"Sure. It was probably one of Ethan's many hussies unaware that he's in rehab and that we are completely finished with each other."
"I'm sure it was, knowing him. That's why we're on to project Jagger starting tomorrow!"
"So excited."
"You know I love it when I make a good match."
"I don't know how. You've never been good at it."
"Shut it. You talk too much, girly."
And we laugh and giggle with each other like old times for another hour on the phone, although in the back of my mind I can't help but wonder what or who Roman might be doing right now.