Matched in Mayhem (Mori’s Mementos)

Prologue

Dear Aidan Gilmore,

It is my understanding that after your first and (so far) only run of your Mated for Mayhem program you have been searching for alphas and omegas in unique situations for single experiments.

What if I told you that I knew exactly who my true-mate was?

I know who he is and where he is. I remember many things from at least one previous life.

I know this sounds like a joke, but my sire, Star Hemlock Night Star, can confirm this information.

You may be wondering what any of this has to do with you and your Mated for the Holiday business.

Knowing who my true-mate is puts me in a very small subsection of the population of Earthside and I believe my participation in training your algorithm and understanding of how the true-mate system works might be invaluable.

I would be excited to help you with this venture.

My only request is that you send me the most annoying omega who you believe would be the most likely to drive me beyond my wits.

Beyond any measure of wit, in fact. I cannot disclose my reasons in their entirety, but I assure you they are all above board.

I believe that karmically I probably have something annoying coming – at the very least. I also need practice at handling people are who are annoying that I cannot escape.

I understand that this probably sounds ridiculous to you, but I’ve submitted my medical history and included the information you need to run a background check on me.

I’ve never been arrested or suspected of a crime in this lifetime.

I’ve never so much as gotten a speeding ticket.

My intentions are as pure as anyone’s who is seeking a matchmaking service can be.

Everyone comes to you with their own agenda, right?

I am also willing to keep updating you with life changes that may help you understand what makes a true-mate response happen.

If I ever find myself in the space of experiencing the response again, I will be more than willing to share any information of my own.

I cannot speak for my mate or those around him, but if it’s my information, it will be yours for the taking.

I do not expect you to understand why I would stay away from my true-mate or why I would write to ask you to annoy me, but that is my request. I promise to treat whoever I am mayhem matched to with kindness, dignity, respect, and compassion.

I would also like to keep the particulars of my request between us if possible to spare their feelings.

No one likes to be told that they’re annoying.

Thanks in advance and best of luck in your research,

Raziel Mooonscale-Night Star