Chapter 139 Tilda
Tilda
Hot Husband: If you come to the Visitor Center before three today, you can see a hawk.
Me: What kind of hawk?
Me: Don’t answer that.
Me: I’m leaving now.
Me: Do you think Quackers will be able to tell I cheated on her?
Me: I’m still sorting through all the stuff I got at Which Craft.
Me: Thank you for taking me.
Me: We should’ve done that weeks ago.
Craft King: It’s your fault for always distracting me with sex.
Me: You’re the one who carries me over their shoulder into the bedroom every Tuesday.
Craft King: You’re right. You should carry me next time.
Craft King: Is it actually always Tuesdays? Or are you making that up?
Me: You really are too handsome.
Me: I made cupcakes today.
Just Tell Him You Love Him: Your favorite.
Just Tell Him You Love Him: What’s the occasion?
Me: I accidentally bought a box of cake mix and frosting.
Just Tell Him You Love Him: What a nice accident.