Diary #7
Diary #7
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hold on to your buttcheaks
Lennox,
Hey girl! You’ve only been gone a day, and I miss you already. Have you managed to have sex in every space on the tour bus yet? If not, I expect a full report by this weekend.
So far, things have been okay. I got a phone and tablet yesterday after managing to not wreck Bubba’s truck. Speaking of, did you know his name was Waylon? I think I’m going to start calling him that, just for kicks.
He’s not the same guy you described or that I met that one time. I don’t think he likes me very much if the grunts and scowls are any indication.
At least Grayson and Brooks have been lovely.
Speaking of… You’ll never believe who Brooks turned out to be! Cowboy! The guy I fell for online is Bubba’s roommate. How bizarre is that?
I don’t know which I’m enjoying more… making Waylon’s eye twitch each time I do something right at the shop or making his ding-dong twitch each time I bend over in my dress. Only time will tell!
Write back soon. I miss you, and I need some tips on how to piss off Waylon.
Your Bestie