Chapter Two
TWO
The old woman hasn’t noticed Louisa yet, that’s part of the plan. For someone who’s surprisingly tall, Louisa is surprisingly good at being invisible. The secret to that is knowing that you don’t mean anything to anyone. That you’re worthless.
The woman, who feels very important and is therefore very visible, also happens to be fully occupied at the moment, because she’s just caught sight of the men and women talking about investments, so she snorts: “Look, Charles! Apparently they let anyone in here these days, even those vulgar new-money social climbers. Look at them! No taste, no style!”
She says “new money” as if it were a terrible virus, because people like her like things to be old, she wants antique furniture and vintage wine and old money. The only things that should be new are sports cars and hip joints. The richer people like her get, the fewer things they like, until eventually they become so rich that they even hate other rich people, and that’s actually the only thing Louisa almost likes about them.
The woman looks at her husband in annoyance and asks: “Are you listening, Charles?”
The man replies: “Yes, yes, darling. I’m listening. We’ll buy that one of the sea. What’s the artist’s name? ‘C. Jat’? What sort of name is that? Do you think there are any more of those sandwiches anywhere?”
No one notices when Louisa opens the backpack full of cans of spray paint. No one notices when she ducks under the rope and walks closer to the painting. She will never be able to explain what she feels when she sees it. Maybe this is what it feels like to become a parent, she thinks: there are no words. Miss you, see you soon. —Mom , it says on the postcard in the backpack. Louisa reaches down to the bottom of the bag.
“You there! What do you think you’re doing! You’re not allowed to be that close to the painting!” a voice behind her suddenly exclaims.
It’s the old woman, she sounds very angry but if one has a face where the skin has been pulled back until the cheeks start just behind the ears, it’s hard for anyone else to know what one really feels. The woman pretty much has the emotional range of a lampshade.
That’s when Louisa stops following the plan. It isn’t the plan’s fault, it’s just that her brain sometimes gets a bit crowded with both the genius and the non-genius having to live there together. So Louisa turns around with tears in her eyes and snaps at the woman: “It isn’t a painting of the sea!”
The woman quickly takes two steps back and stares at Louisa as if she has just been attacked by a piece of furniture. Did it just speak to her?
“Are you… are you completely out of your… Step away from that painting at once!” she commands, well on her way to fainting from the effrontery of it all.
But Louisa remains standing calmly on the other side of the rope, blinking away her tears. She whispers:
“It isn’t a painting of the sea. You vulgar new-money social climber.”
The woman gets so angry that she almost suffocates, so she grabs her husband so hard that he chokes on a tiny sandwich and almost suffocates as well.
“Chaaarles!” the woman howls, and the old man splutters and spits bread all over her diamonds before pointing furiously at Louisa’s white shirt as if he imagines his index finger can shoot fire and thereby instantly instill fear in the world around him.
“You there! Stand still! I want to talk to your supervisor!” he commands.
It turns out, to his horror, that Louisa isn’t at all afraid of index fingers, because she isn’t an elevator button, so she merely replies quietly: “I don’t work here.”
Then she searches her backpack some more until she finally finds what she’s looking for. A thin, red-colored pen.
“In that case, I want to talk to your PARENTS!” the old man demands, slightly disgusted, looking around for what he seems to be imagining are two chimpanzees holding an informational leaflet about contraception upside down.
Only then does the woman notice Louisa’s backpack, and then she understands everything, because she knows all too well what young people and backpacks mean.
“Charles! She has spray paint in that bag! She’s one of those activists ! Get the guard, Charles, she’s going to ruin the art!”
“Says the woman who wants to hang it in her ugly summer house…,” Louisa mutters.
Then she turns around, and with her thin pen she draws a tiny fish in red ink on the wall right next to the painting.
That wasn’t the plan. She was really only supposed to look at the painting, she thought that would be enough. It isn’t her brain’s fault that now something in her heart suddenly somehow wants the painting to know that she was here. Her and Fish. Stupid, stupid heart.
The woman screams in panic and the old man hurries to fetch the guard. But it was still nice of him, that thing he said, Louisa decides. That he thought that she had parents.
See you soon. —Mom , the postcard in her backpack says. On the front is a picture of the world-famous painting by C. Jat. For as long as Louisa can remember she’s wanted to see it in real life, she used to talk about it to Fish all the time, that one day they would be here together. But now? Now she can’t even explain the feeling. Sometimes when she and Fish snuck into theaters they would watch movies where women tried to explain what it was like to become a mother, and they always looked just as overwhelmed and lost for words. Becoming a parent? Someone said it’s an invisible tidal wave that hits you with such force that you lose your breath and never quite get it back. You spend your whole life gasping, someone else said, because it’s a love so immense that it squeezes the air out of your lungs. Everyone else thinks you look like the same person afterward, a third said, but you don’t understand any of it, because there’s such a clear before and after. A completely new you.
That’s how the painting feels, Louisa thinks. But it was still nice of that old woman, she decides, to think that Louisa was planning to ruin the artwork. As if anything could have stopped her then.
Lady, Louisa thinks, if I’d wanted to destroy the painting, this entire building would be ashes by now. I’m insanely good at destroying things, lady. Everyone I love dies.
The guard comes rushing over now, or at least lumbering, a three-hundred-pound body with a tiny, furious head perched on top. Louisa clutches the red pen tightly in her hand.
She hates it when adults touch her, that’s what happens if you’ve never met an adult you can trust. Her dad was gone before she was born, he didn’t want to be a dad, but Louisa wonders if perhaps her mom had wanted to be a mom, at least for a little while. If she had felt the tidal wave when Louisa was born. Miss you , the postcard says, in terrible handwriting. The only thing Louisa remembers about her mom is her voice singing a lullaby. They came from another country, Louisa remembered nothing about it. She never found out what they left behind, but it can’t have been good if this place was better. When Louisa was five years old, she was left with neighbors. Her mom walked out the door and never returned. The police looked for her for a few months but she was too good at being invisible, and that was probably the only thing her daughter inherited from her. Time is a strange concept once you’ve been abandoned. If you’re five years old when your parent leaves you, the leaving didn’t happen on one particular day, it happens every day. It never stops. Louisa grew up in foster homes. She only spoke her mother’s language, and when she tried to imitate the other children’s languages in the foster homes, they laughed at her, or worse. For a long time after that she didn’t really speak at all. She remembers that it was hard to sleep in those homes, because things kept hitting the walls, sometimes it was plates and sometimes it was glasses and sometimes it was people. Sometimes it was other people, and sometimes it was her. Nowhere lasted very long, she had to move several times, some of the foster homes were creepy, some were scary, and some were dangerous. Only one was beautiful.
She was six or seven years old then, and of course that particular home was just as full of screaming people and silent fears as all the others, but there was a fridge in one corner of the kitchen covered with postcards of famous works of art. It was her heaven. She never found out who had bought the postcards and left them there, but it was probably someone like her, someone who had passed through the home and wanted to tell the children who came after that there was a different world out there. Art is empathy.
One of the postcards was of the painting of the sea which isn’t a painting of the sea. It was the first thing Louisa ever stole, the first really beautiful thing she ever touched. One day a few years later she arrived at a foster home where someone laughed, and it was Fish. They belonged to each other instantly. They slept so close at night, with screwdrivers in their hands, that if Louisa woke up and felt a heart beating in her chest, she couldn’t tell if it was her own or Fish’s. Fish taught her to understand all the different languages the other kids at the group home spoke, mostly all curse words of course, because when it came to cursing, Fish was truly a citizen of the world. But it was when Fish snuck them into the movies that Louisa learned to speak English like the American film stars. At night she would lie beside Fish and whisper out entire scenes from the great love stories. Still, there were a lot of words in any language she couldn’t understand. One day not long after, the police rang at the door to say they had found Louisa’s mom.
A child’s brain is peculiar, it interprets everything in its own way. Louisa had always dreamed of this, but what the police officer said was incomprehensible. Fish had to explain: “Inform the relatives” meant that you told the people who cared. So Louisa was the relative. “Deceased” meant dead. “Substance abuse” meant her mother had drunk herself to death. Drowned from the inside. A child’s brain is so imaginative, Louisa heard this but didn’t grow up afraid of alcohol, just horribly afraid of swimming.
The next time they were at the movies they saw a really old film, because Fish knew that Louisa loved those best of all, and a famous singer was playing the main role. In one scene she sang a lullaby to a child and Louisa suddenly recognized it: it had never been her mother’s voice she remembered, it was this. Her mother had left the five-year-old alone with the television for so many hours that in the end Louisa didn’t know which voice was which, her mom’s or the ones in the old films. She cried when she realized that she was a person without memories, but Fish sat beside her and said: “To Hell with that, why should your stupid brain get to decide what happened and what didn’t? You can still keep that memory, it’s yours!”
So Louisa kept it. Imagination is a child’s only weapon. And on the back of the postcard of the painting, Louisa wrote a message, the one she would have wanted, as if she had been longed for and loved: See you soon. —Mom.
She put it in her backpack and thought that one day she and Fish would see that painting in real life, and maybe then it would be like when superheroes discover their powers. If she ever got to the sea, maybe she wouldn’t be scared of swimming. She imagined it would be like in fairy tales, and that in some magical way everything would have a happy ending.
It won’t.
But this is how her adventure begins.