Chapter 34
A Little Bird Told Us ...
Gather round, my flock, and let me tell you a tale that, once upon a time, would’ve landed a man in the stocks. I suppose some people might get off on that, but not on Crown property, surely!
*gasps*
*clutches pearls and yells*
“Orf with his head!”
And it sounds like that almost happened when a Pulse Tok cheating groom met doggy doctor Evie’s new man. Or so rumor has it, as no party will confirm. Though Mitchell Atherton was seen to be sporting a magnificent black eye soon after.
Also lacking confirmation? The (alleged) shenanigans later that evening when our London lovers (looking quite disheveled) were spotted being escorted to their car by an armed policeman.
Was that a gun in his pocket?
Not the policeman. His was in his hand. But a Little Bird does ponder, What could that have been about?
Surely not a little alfresco naughty ...
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