Chapter 6
Chapter Six
Elliot: Ethan, I miss you already.
Ethan: I’m still in Chicago.
Elliot: But STILL! I miss you.
Ethan: …
Blaine: All set for your vacay?
Ethan: Yeah. Picking Jacob up in thirty minutes.
Blaine: Cool.
Elliot: Cool.
Ethan: …
Ethan: What are you two up to?
Peyton: Ohh! The twins are up to no good again.
Mitch: Don’t be suspicious.
Mitch: Don’t, don’t be suspicious!
Peyton: I’m surprised you’re old enough to know of Parks and Rec, rookie!
Mitch: Fuck off! I’m not that young.
Zach: Mitch, re: P&R, weren’t you like five when that came out?
Ethan: Oh my god. I’m so fucking old.
Peyton: *cries into my oatmeal*
Mitch: I dunno, dude. I watched it on Netflix last year.
Zach: Sometimes I wonder if we should kick you out of the chat because you really do have a way of making us feel old.
Peyton: Says the guy still in his twenties.
Kendrick: I’m always late to the party.
Peyton: You’re always late to everything.
Ethan: Seriously. Olsen x2, what are you up to?
Elliot: Nothing! *angel emoji*
Blaine: We just want you to have a really good time.
Elliot: With Jacob.
Blaine: Yeah, we want you to have a good time with Jacob.
Ethan: I’m sure I will.
Ethan: Behave yourselves while I’m gone. I don’t want to hear you’ve had the fire department out because you locked yourself in the bathroom.
Elliot: THAT WAS ONE TIME!
Elliot: Can’t fault a guy for trying. They’re hot.
Blaine: We will behave. Have fun, captain!
Peyton: Drink all the tea!
Kendrick: Make sure to pack lube.
Zach: Have fun old man.
Ethan: *middle finger emoji*