Hot Takes and Cold Beers
Bobby, the “Boss Hog” Anderson:
Jude Oliver:
I’m not one to kiss and tell, Bobby, and we mourn the loss of all of our family members, but the guys know what they’re getting into when they join our crew.
All of them come to me with an idea and a prayer for their act, and I give them the freedom to explore those darker urges that come with being an Alpha .
Bobby:
So it really is an all-Alpha event:
Jude:
Well, we have many Betas on the crew, but we currently only have one Beta performer, and his act is with his Alpha partner.
Bobby:
Well damn, that’s something else. What kind of act do they do?
Jude:
Maestro and Quick Cut are a knife-throwing, sword-swallowing, suspension act. But I won’t tell you any more than that, because you won’t believe it unless you see it.
Bobby:
Alright, alright, you’ve got my interest piqued. What other acts do you have?
Jude:
We’ve got a globe of death, and our motocross guys are really fucking - shit can I say that on air?
Bobby:
If you couldn’t, I’d have some big ass fucking fines by now.
Jude:
Alright, cool. But yeah, our bikers are incredible, we’ve got a contortionist, some jugglers…
Bobby:
Juggling? Sounds lame as fuck.
Jude:
Alright, you wanna come juggle some axes?
Bobby:
I stand corrected.
Jude:
But I think we’re best known for the Twisted Twins.
Bobby:
Oh, what’s so twisted? Do they fuck or something?
Jude:
…. No. They’re a blind fo lded, high-flying trapeze act put on by identical twins who are anything but.
Bobby:
Well, that’s almost as good.
Jude:
Anyways… We’re here for three nights only, and then we’re gone, so if you want to know more, you’ll have to come check out the show. Tickets are only thirty-five dollars.
Bobby:
Where are you set up?
Jude:
Goldcrest Fairgrounds.
Bobby:
Anything else my listeners should know about this hardcore Alpha entertainment?
Jude:
Yeah. Expect the unexpected, and come ready to have your limits tested.