Chapter We Will Kill Evan Tonight!
We Will Kill Evan Tonight!
SEXY NINE GROUP CHAT
Ava renamed the chat.
Ava:
WHY DID EVAN PICK A FIGHT WITH YOUR BILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND
Ruby:
HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
STOP
EVERYONE STOP
Trey:
Baby girl
You slept in the man’s bed
.That is BOYFRIEND ENERGY
Ruby:
STOP CALLING HIM THAT
PLEASE
I NEED TO brEATHE
Sienna:
Are you avoiding him?
Because your aura feels VERY AVOIDANT
Ruby:
…maybe
Ava:
NO
NO
ABORT
ABORT
WE DO NOT SABOTAGE GOOD DICK AND SOFT FEELINGS
Trey:
This is your pattern
We’ve seen it
We are calling you out lovingly
Ruby:
I AM HAVING BIG FEELINGS
I AM PANICKING
LET ME DIE IN PEACE
Sienna:
Okay but…
Text him
Or he will think the worst
Ruby:
…I can’t yet.
Ava:
…oh shit
She caught feelings
Trey:
We need tequila