Chapter Twenty-Six
WAGs Chat
Ezra: I’ve let Felix back into the chat.
Felix: I don’t even know why you removed me in the first place.
Maverick: Just say thanks, kiddo, and move on.
Matthias: Welcome back, Felix. How’s life on the road?
Holt: Hey, Felix.
Saint: We missed you, Felix.
Blake: Good morning, WAGs.
Noel: Blake, you don’t have to do that every time.
Blake: Do what?
Seth: Never mind, Blake, just ignore him. Noel’s spicy this morning.
Wyatt: He is. And welcome back, Felix.
Felix: I didn’t realize you all actually cared about me. Thanks for making a girl feel special. *kiss emoji*
Ezra: Back up. Why is Noel spicy this morning?
Maverick: What Ezra said. Everything okay?
Noel: Everything is fine. I’m not spicy.
Seth: Liar.
Wyatt: Sorry, Mac, but you’re grumpier than normal.
Noel: You know what?
*Noel has left the chat*
*Ezra has added Noel to the chat*
Noel: Ezra, stop it!
Leo: I know why he’s upset.
Holt: Don’t leave us hanging, boo, spill.
Leo: Andy and I are back together.
Dean: That’s great news!
Noel: You all are the worst friends.
Dean: Is it not great news?
Maverick: It’s the best news. I’m so happy that my boys are back together, and everyone is happy again.
Noel: Not everyone.
Seth: We talked about this, babycakes.
Noel: Uh, no. You and Wyatt talked about it while I told you what a terrible idea it was. That’s not the same thing.
Ezra: If I’m okay with it, then why aren’t you?
Noel: I don’t know how you can be okay with it. You held Leo while he sobbed and screamed about how unfair life was. Are you prepared to do that again?
Matthias: Did you all forget something?
Ezra: Did I?
Maverick: Is it someone’s birthday?
Saint: Do I get to make another cake?
Blake: Wait, we’re having cake?
Leo: My brother forgot I was here, apparently. Thanks for the support.
Seth: You need to go talk to your brother right now, Noel. Come on, don’t make me slap your ass and push you out of our bed.
Felix: This is what has been missing from my life.
Maverick: Noel, Andy made a mistake when he broke up with Leo, and he knows that now. I wish you’d give him another chance. He’s a good kid with a lot on his shoulders.
Noel: Mm.
Leo: Too bad, Noel. You’re not the boss of me. I’m an adult.
Leo: And it’s not like you care, but I’m no longer a virgin anymore either.
Blake: What is happening right now?
Dean: Uh...
Matthias: *popcorn emoji*
Saint: This just got awkward.
Felix: This just got good.
Maverick: Someone check on Noel.
Ezra: Is he breathing? Is he alive at all?
Noel: Leo, you had better open the door when I get to your RV.
Wyatt: Calm down.
Seth: He’s twenty-one, baby. You’re going to stroke out. Will a blowie help?
Holt: Don’t forget your teammates.
Noel: Why am I friends with all of you again?
Ezra: Because we’re awesome.
Maverick: We’re the best friends you’ve ever had.
Matthias: I second that.
Blake: The WAGs chat is the highlight of my day.
Noel: You’re all the worst, and I hate you right now.
Ezra: Lies! The next time I see you, I’m going to hug you so hard you’ll forget all about this.
Saint: I want an Ezra hug.
Maverick: They are pretty awesome.
Dean: They are so awesome.
Felix: I miss Ezra hugs.
Holt: Ezra hugs are the highlight of my day.
Matthias: I mean, they’re great, but I love Killian hugs a little bit more. No offense, boo.
Ezra: Well, I love your hugs, too, but CC gives the best.
Noel: I have to go make amends with my brother.
Leo: Yeah, that’s a great idea. You’d better grovel, too.
Ezra: Seth, take pictures of the groveling. I need to see it. Oh, maybe a video.
*Noel has left the chat*
*Ezra has added Noel to the chat*
Noel: Damn it, Ezra!