Emails
Subject: Hey arsehole
Hey arsehole!
Given your stellar personality I’m surprised she even agreed to marry you in the first place, but considering how well you clearly deal with disappointment maybe she felt like she didn’t have a choice?
And if that’s something you’re too big of a wanker to do, then at least leave my friend out of it next time. She’s the sweetest, kindest, most awesome person in the world and she doesn’t deserve to be harassed or bullied by arseholes like you for simply doing her job.
Know this - if you harass my friend again, I’ll have no problem tracking you down IRL and messing you up.
You’ve been warned.
Regards,
A loving friend
P.S. Maybe you should consider putting out once in a while if you want to keep your fiancée happy.