Emails

Subject: Gotta love football!

Great match last night, don’t you think? ??

Subject: Sorry not sorry

So, you clearly don’t like being needled about Chelsea losing. Noted. I’ll keep gloating to a minimum in the future.

Moving on - how’s it all going with your “disturbing” fantasies? Managed to clear You Know Who from the spank bank yet?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: You don’t own a snake, do you?

Okay I’m starting to feel a bit pathetic sending these one-sided emails. Is there a legit reason you’re not responding? You’re not lying there dead in your flat after being suffocated by your pet snake or something are you?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Giving up

Alright, this is the last one. I’m officially giving up now. Not sure what the story is with all this ghosting bollocks - I’m done trying to figure it out.

Cheers mate

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