Emails
Subject: Heads up
Just wanted to warn you that Natasha took my phone. So, if you have an inkling to send me any dirty texts or videos maybe hold off until I get it back.
Subject: Re: Heads up
Thank god you said something! I was literally just about to hit send ??
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Subject: Re: Heads up
I’m sensing some sarcasm there…
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Subject: Re: Heads up
Really??
Why does Natasha have your phone anyway?
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Subject: Re: Heads up
For some reason she’s convinced I actually fancy you and thinks I can’t manage a few days without texting you ??
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Subject: Re: Heads up
Well, you definitely proved her wrong…
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Subject: Re: Heads up
I’m only emailing to let you know the situation. Would hate for Tash to see one of your private porn star videos…
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Subject: Re: Heads up
You mean the ones I send only in your imagination?
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Subject: Re: Heads up
I bet I can turn fantasy into reality before this trip is over. I’m THAT good!
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Subject: Re: Heads up
You’re THAT full of yourself ??
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Subject: Re: Heads up
Bet you can’t wait to be THAT full of myself whenever you FINALLY get back to Old Blighty ??
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Subject: Re: Heads up
Fuck you’re ridiculous.
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Subject: Re: Heads up
Some people call it charming…
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Subject: Re: Heads up
Those people are idiots.