From the Brat Squad
Hello, we are the Brat Squad. In case you’re feeling lost or don’t remember how to navigate your return, we are happy to help. Thank you for your time.
When you feel low, immediately call out to Daddy and Master, and they’ll come running.
Wear them jammies. Always be wearing them jammies. They be comfy.
Cuddle your dogs and maybe ask for a third.
Let’s face it. Your Owners will insist you talk to a professional. But make sure the before and after is all about things you love. (Kit proposes ice cream and movies.)
You can always call the Brat Squad if you wish to be entertained. Like, we could totally prank a Sadist to make you laugh.
For funny comfort shows, we strongly recommend Ted Lasso, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Schitt’s Creek, Young Sheldon, and Resident Alien.
Baby steps are the way to go, bro! Don’t rush your recovery, please. Or we will tell on you.
Corey suggests you visit their farm to cuddle more doggies and Chonky. Also, Archie will make you anything you want.
Sometimes, the most freeing thing is to break down and cry.
Please enjoy these coupons we’ve made you.