Pop Culture Pulse Podcast
Caroline: Okay, breaking-fucking-news!
Jenna: What happened?
Caroline: Aspen Jordan and Grey Aldridge are totally fucking.
Jenna: What! How do you know?
Caroline: Wait, let me hook my phone up to the screen, I’ll just show you.
A video plays of Aspen and Grey leaving a trailer marked “Aspen Jordan” together. They’re both flushed and sweaty and Aspen’s hair is mussed. They’re laughing as they walk away from the trailer, and the camera zooms in on a slightly reddened mark on the side of Aspen’s neck, and then on the tag of Grey’s shirt, clearly meaning it’s inside out. Video ends.
Squeals from Jenna and Producer
Jenna: Holy shit!
Producer: When’s that video from?
Caroline: I think it’s from yesterday. I woke up to that video being blasted around my entire feed.
Jenna: Do you think there’s any way that it could be fake?
Caroline: There’s hardly any denying that. I guess they could have done some other form of cardio, messed up Aspen’s hair, somehow made it look like she has a fresh little hickey, and switched Grey’s shirt so it’s inside out. But I doubt that.
Jenna: So us pro-Aspen-Grey-Real-Relationshippers have won you over?
Caroline: The evidence changed, so my opinion changed. Can we not get into this again?
Jenna: I was just asking a question.
Caroline: Fine. Jenna, I think you were right. There you go, I know you’ve been dying to hear that.
Jenna: Thanks, I have. So what comes next? Do you think they’re going to officially come out as a couple?
Caroline: I don’t know. I can see it going either way, because they’re both beloved, hot celebrities. People will either love that they’re together or hang onto the delusion that if Aspen and Grey stay single then they—the fan—might have a chance with them.
Jenna: Unlike us, who actually do sometimes brush shoulders with celebrities, so we might really have a chance.
Producer laughs.
Caroline: Why is that funny to you? She has a point.
Jenna: I’m not saying it’s likely, I’m just saying it hypothetically could happen. Either way, I am firmly in the camp that’s glad they’re together.
Caroline: That’s just because you’re straight and Grey isn’t your type.
Jenna: True.
Caroline: Well, however people react, I have a feeling there’s going to be a ton more Grey and Aspen drama on this podcast.
Jenna: Exactly. We can smell juicy stories from a mile away and those two reek of them! I can’t wait to see what they’re spotted doing next. Although, I can’t really imagine Aspen being a PDA person.
Caroline: Me neither, but maybe she’ll surprise us. Or maybe people will just get super creative with ways to snap photos of them together.
Jenna: I hope so. But for the record this podcast doesn’t endorse stalking.
Caroline: Exactly.