Chapter Eight #2

a mako or a white, you stood a chance—a very remote one—if you

could catch the bastard a hard enough thump on the nose. Christ,

though—this felt more like a serpent, one of the giant eels that

got caught in the nets and passed into infamy as grandfather

stories, tales around a beach fire on Golowan night. A coil of it

slipped around Priddy’s waist and clamped tight. Bubbles and foam

rushed past him and he broke surface with a breaching dolphin’s

force. Whatever had caught him just as suddenly let him go. On

reflex he started to swim, coughing and trying to clear his vision.

There were the stars and the bright heavens, bisected like Merou’s

unmarred belly with the silvery brush of the galactic

rim.

Merou

was swimming beside him. Priddy sucked an astonished breath and

went under again. Again something caught him—coiled around

him—raised him with supple, irresistible force. Not Merou, who was

calmly treading water, smiling incandescently. “All right there,

then, blue-eyes?”

“Merou!” Priddy threw his arms around him, not caring if he

drowned them both. Merou burst into laughter, not a bit

inconvenienced by the attack: seized him joyously in return.

Priddy’s world turned upside-down once more, the Milky Way swooping

down into the depths and the glitter-filled water soaring to the

zenith. The eel, the serpent, was rolling him over and over,

laughing all the time, and Priddy couldn’t be afraid, because...

“It’s you,” he cried out, the next time he could breathe. “You’re

back. You’re alive. It’s you holding me, isn’t it, with your...

with your...”

“With my tail,” Merou finished for him, taking pity. “Keep

still, wriggly landling, or I’ll scratch you up. The scales are

very sharp when they first grow back.”

“Oh, man, what the fuck

are you talking about? I’ve lost it, haven’t I?

This is a fucking dream.”

“Feeling is believing, my handsome. Let go your stranglehold on

my neck. Go on! I won’t bite.”

Heaving

great lungfuls of air, Priddy forced himself to unlock one hand and

slide it down Merou’s back. The skin was warm as sin and toast,

normal enough if normal meant bloody perfect, all the way down the

groove of his spine to his waist, and then to the opening crease of

his arse, which began right on time but then... “Shit!” Priddy

snatched his hand back. “You’ve got scales. You really have got a

tail.”

“That’s what I’m trying to tell you. And you’re sitting on part

of it, so don’t freak out too far.”

Priddy

gave a barking caw of laughter. Keeping one arm hooked safely

around Merou’s neck—the top end of him, the part that still made

sense—he tried again, and this time dared to feel the great muscled

curve that had swept behind the back of his thighs and was

supporting him there. “How are you... How are you holding us still

in the water like this?”

“Great big fluke on the end. Whale-style, not fish-style,

perpendicular to my tailbone and totally flexible. Treading water,

you could call it, only...”

“Only you don’t have feet. Oh, God. Oh, God.”

“Calm down, you infant. Even Jacques Cousteau wasn’t as

overwrought as this.”

“You really did know him? So—wait...” Priddy tried to catch his

breath and bring his voice down an octave or so. “What does that

make you—immortal, as well as a mermaid?”

“Not immortal, no. I’d have died tonight if not for you. A

change on land is one of the few ways to kill us. And... there’s

nothing maidenly about me, as you’ll find out soon

enough.”

Priddy

shivered hotly. “Sorry. I scarcely dare ask what’s become of John

Thomas.”

“Oh, he’s in there. Just tucked away behind an armoured wall of

muscle and scales, like any sensible penis ought to be. Can you

please pay attention? This has to be done in the proper, formal

way.”

“What has?”

“Just a short ceremony. Landlings can’t be allowed to know

about us, you see, not unless they’ve done us a great

service.”

“But... doesn’t my dad know about you now?”

“Not at all. I’m just a drunken vision that will haunt him the

rest of his life. But you, Jem Priddy... Wait. What’s Jem short

for, when it’s a boy?”

“Nothing.”

“Yes, it is. You’d better tell me, or you’ll go down in the

annals as Jemima.”

“Jeremy, then,” Priddy growled. “And don’t ever call me that.

What annals?”

“Never mind now.” Merou cleared his throat and raised his

voice, as if something in the water or the diamond-blazing sky was

bearing witness. “Jeremy Priddy, you have done a favour for a

spirit of the sea. In consideration of such, I can now, by the

powers of the Mer in Lyonesse, grant you a wish.”

Priddy settled more comfortably on the great coil of tail.

He’d been cold for a while, but now he too was sin-toasty warm.

Maybe he was drowning, or in end-stage hypothermia, and somebody

else’s life was flashing in front of him. “An actual

wish?”

“Yes. Just like in a fairytale, or...” The tail gave a teasing

jounce beneath him. “...or when you were a little lad on Santa’s

knee in Trago. Come on—make it a good one. You saved my

life.”

“Technically I saved it twice. Once just now, and the other

day—”

“Crikey, did you bargain with Santa like this? That one doesn’t

count. I only needed saving then because you turned me into a

biped.”

“I did? How is that supposed to have

happened?”

“I tried to tell you at the time. You touched me. If a landling lays a hand

on us, and if we like the hand enough, we can change. Sometimes,”

he said ruefully, tightening his grasp round Priddy’s waist, “we

like it so much, we don’t get any choice.”

“I’m sorry.” Priddy didn’t mean it: he was overwhelmed with

pride, to have been the catalyst for such a transformation. “It

didn’t seem to hurt you then, though. Not much, anyway.”

“It’s fine if it happens in the sea. It just feels like

being... unzipped, or zipped up again, if I’m going the other way.

Did you think of your wish yet? Would you like a speedboat? Your

father’s heart, liver and lungs served up to you on a silver

plate?”

“Jesus, Merou.” Priddy pulled a face, but the thought of old

Vigo’s entrails didn’t really disturb him. What scared him was the

power of his wish. I wish you’d stay with

me forever, with your magic and your laughter, and your sweetness

that makes everything else I’ve discovered in this world so far

seem hollow and bitter and dry. But that

wish wasn’t fair. It involved someone else, and what if Merou

didn’t want to stay? If by some insane chance all of this was real,

and the wish had binding force, he’d be trapped.

Priddy

could only ask for something for himself. “I wish,” he said

faintly, leaning his brow against Merou’s, “that I’d never taken

those damn pills.”

Merou

became very still. Somewhere in the waters below, the great fluke

was sculling, place-holding them against the tide, but he stopped

stroking Priddy’s hair and tipped his head a little, as if

listening. “Ah,” he said regretfully after a moment. “Can’t be

done. Would involve swimming in time with an unqualified person,

and the inevitable paradox. If you hadn’t taken the pills, you’d

never have ended up here, so we’d never have met, and I couldn’t be

here granting your wish, or trying to. You see?”

“I do, but so far you’re a pretty crap Santa, if you don’t mind

my saying so.” And where would you have

got the speedboat from—whipped it out from under some innocent

family of five, three of them under eighteen and one a baby?

The thought glanced through Priddy’s mind then

flew away. He laid his head on Merou’s shoulder. “Don’t worry. That

was a stupid thing to ask.”

“Not at all. And I do have an alternative. Come with

me.”

“Where?”

“Not topside. Not back to your lighthouse.” Merou stroked his

hair, and after a momentary shiver at the feel of the webbing

against his neck, Priddy pushed back to find the touch. “I can

breathe for both of us, Priddy. Listen to me. My kind can store and

share a lungful of air for hours. We worship the air, just like a

desert-dweller would worship water. It was so hard for you, turning

down that dope. I can cleanse you. I can take all that pain out of

your bones forever, wipe away the addictive pathways in your

brain.”

Not an

alternative. The true essence of Priddy’s wish laid bare. “This is

crazy. How?”

“We live between the worlds. We make things change. Will you

come?”

It was a

matter of trust. If Priddy asked any more questions now, Merou

would vanish. Priddy knew enough about folklore and fairytales to

be sure of that. “Yes. I will.”

“Don’t you have any questions, you feckless boy?”

“I thought maybe I wasn’t meant to ask.”

“You should always ask, when a strange man’s proposing to drown

you.”

Priddy’s

pulse leapt. Was that what it meant, to have the pain and the

cravings taken away? “No,” he whispered. “I don’t have any

questions.”

Merou’s

embrace tightened, and it felt less like the grasp of a

supernatural sea-creature than a hug from a friend who’d found him

sitting desolate at home, and somehow knew everything and wanted to

fix it. “It was bad, wasn’t it? Worse than you ever tell anyone,

even yourself—life with Vigo, then life on your own. I’m glad you

didn’t die.”

“So am I. I’m glad I waited for you to come along and drown

me.”

“Not quite that bad. Have you ever scuba-dived?”

“No.”

“Good, because it’s nothing like that, and you’d just have

expectations. I need compression—lots of it—to trigger the

saturation of oxygen in my lungs. We’ll have to dive deep and fast,

and you won’t have time to equalise. So, to stop your inner ear

from exploding—trust me, lovely landling—I just need

to...”

Priddy

yelled and tried to jerk away. Something cold had stung his neck

just below the earlobe. He writhed in Merou’s grasp. A chilly

needle slid beneath his tendon, up and indescribably up towards the

delicate mechanics of his hearing, where surely it would pierce

something crucial, puncture and destroy him...

The pain

stopped. Something deep in his skull popped and eased, a profound

pressure vanishing, as if he’d had a head cold all his life without

knowing it and his sinuses had finally cleared. He sneezed noisily

and clapped one hand to the exit wound as Merou withdrew. “What the

bloody hell did you do?”

“I put a little hole in you with this creepy spike on my hand.

It’ll heal within a few hours, or...”

“Or what?”

“Never mind. Do you want to see the spike?”

“Shit, no. Yes.” Priddy grabbed Merou’s wrist and gave a wail

of fright. “Oh, my God, man. What are you?”

“Why is that more scary than the tail? It’s just a carpal

extension for humanely dispatching fish, and dealing with the

occasional odd job like you. It retracts—look.” Priddy stared in

horror as the thin, barbed spine withdrew. “There you go. You can

hold my hand in safety now, and believe me, you’d better hold on

tight. It’s time to go.”

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