Chapter 20
CHAPTER 20
Hunter:
Red or blue?
Maci:
….I need some context here.
Hunter:
Gatorade. Duh.
Maci:
Yellow.
Hunter:
What is wrong with you?
Maci:
Heard you had a hat trick last night.
Hunter:
Heard or saw?
Maci:
I plead the fifth.
Hunter:
KNEW IT! You can’t resist watching this body fly across the ice.
Maci:
I was supporting Jackson.
Hunter:
Lies. It’s all about 52 baby!
Maci:
Remember that bush from our run? Go fall into it.
Hunter:
*Gif of a laughing giraffe*
Hunter:
Hypothetically, how many suicide sprints do you think an 8-year-old can withstand?
Maci:
...what did you do?
Hunter:
Bring a bucket of water to practice tonight?
Maci:
…..Hunt…
Hunter:
I probably shouldn’t be allowed to do private lessons anymore.
Hunter:
Did you get an alarm system?
Maci:
Why?
Hunter:
I may or may not have set it off.
Maci:
Once again, WHY?
Hunter:
Why do you need one?
Hunter:
I was using Jackson’s spare key, wanted to drop off tickets to our next home game. ??
Maci:
The code is 46321, please disarm it, you idiot.
Hunter:
But why do you need it?
Maci:
Single female?
Hunter:
Have there been more paint bombs?
Maci:
I watch a lot of true crime documentaries.
Hunter:
Maci…
Maci:
Hunter…..
Hunter:
That’s not an answer.
Hunter:
???
Hunter:
Have you contacted Team USA?
Maci:
Yes Dad.
Hunter:
You can call me Daddy
Hunter:
Too soon?
Maci:
Did you order me groceries…again?
Hunter:
No
Hunter:
It was the grocery fairy.
Maci:
I can shop for myself
Hunter:
Don’t forget to leave your empty bags out so she knows to stop by
Maci:
Tell my brother he’s an idiot
Hunter:
High sticking call?
Maci:
Yup. He knows better, especially in a tied game.
Hunter:
Why don’t you text him this?
Maci:
He doesn’t listen to me, he’s “older”
Hunter:
You can boss me around
Maci:
Goodnight
Hunter:
Axel listens to Taylor Swift before games
Maci:
Sounds like a cruel summer to me
Hunter:
He sings too
Maci:
You two have some bad blood?
Hunter:
No, he’s just annoying
Maci:
Question….?
Hunter:
What?
Maci:
This is going all too well
Hunter:
Wait…
Maci:
Babe?
Hunter:
WAIT
Maci:
I knew you were trouble
Hunter:
GOD DAMNIT
Maci:
Let’s begin again.
Hunter:
I hate you.
Maci:
*Gif of Taylor Swift waving*