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Rachel: Total disclosure, I just got into a fight with Kendra.

Rex: Are you fucking kidding me? She’s back in WO?

Rachel: Yeah. Not for long.

Rex: You sent her off?

Rachel: Goddamn straight. At least it livened up this baby shower.

Rex: LMAO.

Rachel: You’d better not have been in on this.

Rex: I wasn’t. I swear. If I’d known, I’d have told Parker not to bother.

Rachel: That was what I needed to hear. You’ll be rewarded in heaven for knowing me so well.

Rex: I expect rewards before then. ^^’

Rachel: I’ll bring you some of this strawberry shortcake. It’s to die for.

Rex: Baby girl, you’d better be messing around.

Rachel: Nah, it’s top-tier cake.

Rex: Rachel!

Rachel: What? BTW… I’m officially Posse now.

Rex: That I knew about.

Rachel: You did?

Rex: Yeah. Giulia told me she was making you Posse. I’m not sure what it entails.

Rachel: I think it’d have been more fun if I could drink.

Rex: Lol. Everything’s more fun with a drink.

Rachel: I don’t think even that would have made the baby shower more bearable.

Rex: LMAO. Stop being a big baby.

Rachel: Why? I’m carrying one. Doesn’t that mean I can be a brat? Don’t you want to spank me out of my funk?

Rex: Rachel… don’t put ideas in my head.

Rachel: ;) Why not?

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