Chapter 16
sixteen
Ev
Can I send you a link to a spicy website?
Santos
asks the person who’s begged me for help to put on his cock cage
Ev
Shut up, that was a moment of weakness
And consent is important
Santos
Just send the link, babes
Ev
Okay
What do you think of this?
Button cages are so pretty. They’re apparently not a good idea if you’re uncut, but I think I still want something less bulky
And it’s still pink
Santos
You know more about that than I do
But didn’t you tell me you used a larger size?
Ev
Yeah
But sizing down is a thing
Santos
Is it a safe thing?
Ev
Yeah?
Santos
Why are you asking?
Ev
You’re making me nervous. I research, you know?
I just wanna know if you think it’s pretty too
Santos
It’s pretty
Ev
Awesome
I’ll set it up so we can pick it up somewhere other than here then
Santos
Sure thing
But babes?
Ev
Yeah?
Santos
You know you don’t need my permission, right?
Ev
Well, yeah
But I like that you like it
Even if chastity is a me thing
Santos
I like everything about you
Ev
You do?
Santos
What’s not to like?
Ev
You’re just being flirty now for no reason
Santos
I’m stuck in a line at the health center because I’d forgotten I needed to update my records
The least you can do is let me have some fun
Ev
I told you I could go with you
Santos
You also said you thought you were coming down with something
Ev
I’m feeling better now
Santos
How convenient
Should I grab something before I head back?
Ev
Lube?
There’s a store that has the brand I like
It’s not *too* far from you
Santos
It’s on the other end of town, isn’t it?
Ev
Shut up
Do you want me to ride you or not?
Santos
That’s on the table again?
Ev
Yeah
We’ll just leave it there
Santos
Oh, no, you’re going to elaborate that now
Ev
I hate you
Santos
Sure
Ev
I mean, it always was? But I felt weird about it (before the day at the beach), because like, I wasn’t supposed to want it when I was reeling from the *thing*, but like that’s not right, is it?
Because it’s you, and we’ve always done our thing, so fuck everything
Santos
I like that attitude
Ev
Good
Oh, my parents are here, by the way
They said they’re cooking your favorite for dinner
Which obviously means their chef is, but whatevs
Santos
How do your parents know what my favorite is?
Ev
I don’t know
I think it’s going to be either raclette or that fancy steak you ordered once for your birthday
Santos
Your ass better hope it’s not raclette
Ev
I can announce I’m vegan
It may take off the heat from the clothes
Santos
You’re okay?
Ev
Hiding away in my room
Santos
I’ll go as fast as I can
Ev
Thanks
Santos
But, Ever?
Ev
Yeah?
Santos
You’re perfect as you are, okay? And ten times braver than all the men I know
I’m proud of you
Ev
Don’t make me cry
It’s not fair
Santos
Love you, babes
Ev
How is that not going to make me cry????????
Santos