Chapter 28
twenty-eight
Ev
Weird question
Sergio is asking if you can pose for him?
Santos
wtf
Ev
Right, he’s a digital artist
And apparently someone commissioned him to draw a buff guy in a very specific pose, and he can’t find all the right angles anywhere, and there’s apparently a site that lets you pose all sort of bodies into every position, but he’s not managing to get it right
Or something
He might be high on sugar
Santos
Is it a nude thing?
Ev
Idk
Let me ask
He says underwear
And something about how he mostly needs to figure out how your thighs and back look when you twist it some type of way
You should’ve come with me
Santos
No, thanks
You can keep your hyperactive friends to yourself
But I guess I can?
Does the weekend work?
Ev
He said yes, but Abel (his Daddy) will probably tell him to suggest Saturday morning so that he doesn’t end up pulling an all-nighter
Santos
Morning works
I’m just stressed about Friday
Ev
What can I do?
Jaime and Cece said they have this tradition of bringing each other boba tea and binge watching romcoms after therapy
It sounded nice
Santos
Do you want to do that?
Ev
I want to do what you want to do
Never been to therapy either, remember?
Santos
How would I know if I haven’t been yet?
Ev
Fair
But the offer to create traditions around it stands
Santos
Okay
I’ll keep you posted
Ev
Okay
Everyone’s teasing me for being so much on my phone
Santos
Well, yeah
You’re supposed to socialize with other people
It’s not healthy
Ev
You only socialize with me
Santos
And Carlos
And his therapist friend
Ev
Yeah, under duress
Santos
I thought you were supposed to play nice
Ev
You thought wrong?
Santos
Are you going to give me all this sass when you get back home and crawl to bed, too?
Ev
Ooo, are we sexting?
You realize I’m a pro at it, right?
Santos
That’s not an answer
Ev
What would you do, if I gave you “sass”?
Santos
So many possibilities
Maybe I’d make you prep yourself for me, do all the work while I just lie there
Ev
!!!!!!
Are you trying to tell me something?
Santos
Never, princess
Ev
Hey!!!!!!
Santos
You know I love you in bed
I love that you let me manhandle you and do whatever I wanna do with you
Ev
That’s not exactly true
Santos
Isn’t it?
So you wouldn’t let me if I broke your tights the second I caught you, and pulled your panties aside to eat you out?
Ev
Well, no, I would, but that’s because it sounds really hot?
You’re not playing fair
Santos
Why? It’s not like you can sport an erection, can you?
Ev
Well, bringing it up doesn’t precisely help
Santos
Do you want me to pick you up?
Ev
No, it’s fine
I told you Mónica will stop by later and drop all of us off
Santos
I remember
Make sure to hydrate well, babes
You might need it
Ev
You can’t just leave me like this!!
Santos
Oh, I can’t?
Ev
Please
Santos
Have fun, Ever
Be a good girl for me
Ev
Fuck