Gym Rat Pack Group Chat
GARRETT: Missed the rest of you at the club last night!
CHASE: Where’d you end up going? I would have gone if I didn’t have the night shift at the climbing gym.
COLE: Can’t believe you’re cheating on Tobias with another gym!
CHASE: Technically, I worked at the climbing gym first.
RILEY: Ah, so Tobias is your side piece.
TOBIAS: I am no side piece.
HUNTER: No, Tobias is a main dish. An entree. A full feast!
JOSH: This conversation is making me hungry.
HUNTER: Probably because you were so thirsty at the club last night ::wink emoji::
CARSON: That place always packs people in above the maximum occupancy. It’s a fire hazard. And now they’re dehydrating people? So dangerous.
HUNTER: Not that kind of thirsty! He was drunk on his dance partner.
COLE: Ooooooh, do tell!
GARRETT: Hunter, you’re a menace.
HUNTER: Says the guy who left with his own dance partner. How were they?
GARRETT: I plead the fifth.
RILEY: Garrett’s got law jokes.
HUNTER: Well, I didn’t go home with anyone because I’ve got my eye on someone else, but I’ll live vicariously through you all.
TOBIAS: You guys are like a bunch of gossiping old ladies.
COLE: And yet you love us anyway.
TOBIAS: Some more than others.
COLE: You guys, we have it in writing, Tobias loves some of us!
RILEY: I bet I can guess who isn’t on that list.
CHASE: Yeah, not a hard one.
HUNTER: I bet I can guess who is!
GARRETT: Careful, Hunter, you don’t want to burn yourself by stirring the pot.
COLE: Jokes like that really make you sound your age.
GARRETT: Forty isn’t old.
COLE: You’re like a sixty-year-old man in a twenty-eight-year-old’s body.
RILEY: Garrett, have you come up with an excuse to arrest Cole yet?
GARRETT: Believe me, I’m working on it.
COLE: I will not stand for this treatment.
JOSH: But you love this kind of treatment!
TOBIAS: See? This is why Josh is on my list. He’s smarter than all of you.
RILEY: Agreed.