Chapter 19
19
Zach
My Western Civ professor has a handlebar mustache
Jason
I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those in person
Me neither
Also I think he might be drunk
Isn’t it like 9:30 there?
Yup
Zach
Update: He’s definitely drunk. He’s listing to one side and has repeated the same sentence three times
Jason
Are you sure he’s not having a stroke?
Could be, but I’m sitting in the front row and he smells like he took a bath in bourbon
Yikes
Zach
Update #2: He’s started sweating profusely. Keeps mopping his brow with a handkerchief that looks like it began its existence in the seventies
Ope. He rubbed his face too vigorously and now his mustache is askew
Not a sentence I thought I’d ever type
Jason
lol
Btw. I’ll be home Saturday
Looking forward to it