Chapter 18 #2
Rufus dropped him two blocks away from Samantha’s hotel. He stepped into the shadows and felt Peter’s particular tap on his shoulder. He took the earbud, put it into his ear, taped the mic along his cheek and switched on.
“Got you,” Oliver said very quietly from a location yet to be determined. “Timing spectacular. One right in front of me here, one going up the side of the building. Best get in there soon.”
“Handle the street,” Derrick said. “We’ll take care of the other.” He looked at Peter. “You take the roof. I’ll get inside.”
Peter only nodded and slipped away. Derrick walked quickly down the street and into the hotel. He staggered into the lobby and over to the desk, keeping his hand over the mic taped to his cheek so he didn’t give himself away.
“Angus MacDonald,” he gasped. “Key—”
“Of course, Mr. MacDonald,” the clerk said. “Your assistant called and arranged—”
“Migraine,” Derrick rasped. “Key, directions.”
“Up the lift, second floor—”
Derrick took the key. “Stairs,” he said thickly.
“Over to your left, but do you need help?”
Derrick shook his head, manufactured a sick smile, and put his hand over his eyes to shield them from the light as he stumbled over to the stairwell.
He did his best impression of a very sick man on the first two flights, then paused, as if he simply couldn’t go on.
He waited until he heard Peter’s voice in his ear.
“Camera off,” Peter said. “Sometimes this is just too easy.”
“Tell me you didn’t just hack into their system.”
Peter laughed a little. “No. Had to have something to do whilst waiting for you. Off you go, lad.”
Derrick took the stairs to the third floor three at a time, then strode down the hallway.
“One in through the window,” Oliver said. “Hurry.”
Derrick had Samantha’s door open before he heard her squeaking.
He realized she was wielding a chair the split second before she brought it down on his head.
He rolled, came up, then smashed their intruder in the face as the man came through the balcony doors.
Something broke as the man fell. Derrick felt fairly confident that hadn’t been any of Samantha’s bones, so perhaps that was all he could ask for.
“Get the light,” Derrick said to her.
She was standing near the door, her hand on the light switch. Derrick looked at the unconscious thug on the floor, then nudged him with his foot. That one would be out for a bit longer, thankfully. He turned, strode over to Samantha, and pulled her into his arms.
“Are you unhurt?” he asked quickly.
“Just terrified,” she said, her teeth chattering. “Are you some sort of superhero or what?”
“An idiot, rather,” he said grimly. He heard Oliver click in.
“Safe?”
“Aye. How about on the street?”
“Friend number one is going to have one bleedin’ lovely headache come morning. What shall I do with him?”
“Leave him loose,” Derrick said. “I’m curious what they’ll do next.”
“Whatever you say, boss. What of yours?”
“I thought we’d put him in the linen closet and let him wake up on his own.”
“And then where are you off to?”
“I think Miss Drummond and I need a strategy session. We’ll disappear for a bit. Peter?”
“Here, boss.”
“Cameras still off?”
“Till you say differently.”
Derrick looked at Samantha, who had pulled away from him and was looking at him as if she’d never seen him before. Then she apparently caught sight of the mic on his cheek and her expression lightened.
“I thought you were talking to ghosts.”
He shook his head and attempted a smile. “Just the lads. How fast can you pack?”
“I never unpacked.”
“Excellent. Let’s go.”
She was very pale. “Fancy toys you have there.”
“It helps with the cloak and dagger,” he agreed. “How’s your acting?”
“The genes of Richard Olivier Drummond flow in my veins,” she said. “What do you need?”
“I, Angus MacDonald, have a crushing migraine and wandered onto the wrong floor. You were—”
“Feeling a great disturbance in the hallway—”
“And realized you’d met me—”
“At a conference of pharmaceutical salesmen—”
“Aye, that. You volunteered to dose me up with sweet painkillers, then drive me up the way to my aunt’s where you’re sure I’ll sleep better.”
“It’s amazing I’ll be able to carry my suitcase and you at the same time,” she said, some of her color returning.
“You’re that kind of Good Samaritan. But first let’s put our bad guy in the closet. Peter, any suggestions on where to go?”
“Down the hallway, last door on the left. I’m outside the door if you want help.”
Derrick was happy to accept help, even happier to carry their thug down the hallway and stash him in the linen closet.
He watched Peter disappear through whatever window he’d jimmied open, then walked back to Samantha’s room to find her standing in the middle of it, hugging herself and looking unnerved.
He couldn’t blame her.
“I’m not sure I want to know what that was all about,” she managed.
“But you might need to,” he said quietly. “We’ll talk in the car.”
“Are we driving?”
“I’m sick of the train.”
“Whatever you say.”
He looked up at her. “Had dinner?”
“Lunch. I didn’t dare go back out.”
He winced. “That’s my fault. We’ll find something on our way.”
She looked at him gravely. “Did I hurt you?”
“With that wee chair?” he asked easily. “Never.”
“I’m glad I missed,” she said. “That’s a Sussex armchair. A reproduction, but still pricey to replace.”
“Bloody hell, woman, furniture?” he asked in mock horror. “Trying to annoy the parents?”
“How did you know?”
“I had parents, as well,” he said dryly. He held up his hand when he heard Oliver click in.
“Rufus is downstairs waiting for you. He’ll ferry you to your car, then come pick me up.”
“Right.” Derrick stood up and took Samantha’s suitcase. At least Emily’d had the good sense to buy her something with wheels that was fairly small. “Let’s go whilst we can,” he said to Samantha. “Our ride is downstairs. Peter?”
“Cameras still off. Empty hallway footage on a loop.”
“Thank you.” Derrick looked at Samantha. “The cameras will be off until we make the stairwell. You’ll have to pretend to help me from there.” He paused. “Are you okay?”
She nodded quickly. “Fine.”
“Then let’s go.” He locked the window, righted the chair, then picked up her suitcase and opened the door for her. He had to admit, though, that he went out into the hallway first. Chivalry had to take a backseat to safety now and again. He paused at the top of the steps. “Pete?”
“Camera on,” Peter said. “You’re live.”
Derrick made it down the stairs, barely, fairly sure he would owe Samantha a day at a spa in return for her services, then waited as someone hurried over and took her suitcase for her.
He listened to her invent a remarkably believable tale based on their predetermined story, then found himself helped on both sides as he staggered out to the waiting car.
Which was, as it happened, something that looked as if it stood to fall apart any moment.
He piled into the back with Samantha and kept his hands over his face until they pulled away.
“All clear,” Peter said in his ear. “Nice performance. That’s a wrap for me. Cheers, lads.”
Derrick scowled at Rufus. “Is that the best you could do?”
“You don’t think I want my car on security camera, do you?” Rufus said, in mock surprise. He looked in the rearview mirror. “Good evening, Miss Drummond. All safe now.”
“Thank you,” Samantha said faintly.
“Have your keys, Derrick?”
“Aye, just drop us where you can. I’m assuming Oliver parked somewhere discreet.”
Oliver’s snort in his ear was rather too loud, no doubt on purpose. “Rufus, don’t you leave us here, damn you. I’m not walking back to London. Is that where you want us, Derrick?”
Derrick considered. “I’m wondering what you might discover if you shadowed this pair we’re leaving behind for a bit.”
“I’ll keep you apprised, shall I?”
“Please.”
“Safe home,” Oliver said. “Cheers.”
Derrick pulled his earpiece out, untaped his microphone, then tucked both into a jacket pocket. He sighed, then looked at Samantha. She was studying him carefully.
“Standard fare,” he said with a weary smile.
“Interesting fare.”
She didn’t know the half of it, but he wasn’t about to enlighten her. Rufus dropped him off at his car without fuss. He got his gear and Samantha’s stowed, then opened the door for her.
“Is this yours?” she asked in astonishment.
He shrugged. “It’s just a car.”
“It’s an Aston Martin Vanquish,” she said reverently. “It’s not just a car.”
He smiled. “And I think you just earned yourself a turn at the wheel at some point in the future.”
She put her hand on the roof. “Is this Lord Robert’s?”
“Does it matter?”
“No, but I want to know whose seats I might potentially spill something on.”
“Do you think I’m actually going to let either of us eat in this thing?” he said with mock sternness.
“It’s his.”
“It’s mine,” Derrick said, not actually meaning to divulge that, but finding that he still had some pride to defend.
“I thought as much,” she said smugly.
He felt his mouth fall open, then he looked at her narrowly. “You’re cannier than I gave you credit for being.”
“Thanks for the rescue. This is much better than being driven off in a pumpkin.”
And with that, she helped herself to his fine leather seats and pulled the door shut from under his hand.
He sighed, then walked around the car and opened his own door.
He slid in under the wheel, then wondered what Oliver had done to deface his pride and joy.
He jerked the Tahitian Love Nest palm-tree-shaped air freshener off his rearview mirror, tossed it out the door with a curse, then shut the door and turned the car on.
He couldn’t help it. He sighed happily.
So did Samantha.
He looked at her. “I thought your interests were limited to textiles.”
“Oh, no,” she said. “Issues of Road and Track were always hidden cunningly under stacks of Textile History. I had to pay for it with a money order and hit the mail first to protect my anonymity, but my parents were clueless.”
“I had no idea how devious you were.”
“Drive on, Roster, and I’ll tell you more. That near brush with death has made me feel very chatty.”
He smiled, then looked at her before he put his car in gear. “You did well.”
She didn’t laugh so much as make a sound of uneasiness that she was apparently trying to pass off as humor. “I thought I was going to die.”
“It’s my fault. I should have been more careful.”
“Of course it’s not your fault. How would you have known? And what could you have known? Those guys were just barking up the wrong tree.”
He wasn’t at all sure they were, but that was the part of the puzzle he just couldn’t quite figure out. He checked his surroundings one last time for anything untoward, then got out onto the road.
“We’ll know more tomorrow,” he said slowly. “Rufus and the lads will do their bit.”
“Who are you guys?”
“It’s complicated.”
“But you’re the good guys.”
That was a statement, not a question, which he appreciated. He smiled briefly, then concentrated on the road.
“One could hope. And now that we have an endless drive in front of us tonight, put on your chatty self and tell me what you sketched today and where you went.”
“It was more of a journey of self-discovery,” she admitted. “Because I don’t like being alone.”
And neither, he realized, did he. He reached over, took her hand, squeezed it gently, then forced himself to concentrate on where he was going.
Because if he wrapped his bloody car around a tree because he’d been fussing over a woman, Oliver would never let him live it down.