Chapter 31 Dru & Kit
DRU & KIT
DRU
Kit!
Kit!
CHRISTOPHER “KIT”
HERONDALE-ROOK-CARSTAIRS-
GRAY ESQ
Are Emma and Julian
there yet?
KIT
All that to ask if Emma and
Julian are here?
You can just text them!
They have phones!
DRU
They will not give me
the hot goss
You will
KIT
Oh I will will I
Yes nonstop scandal here
at Cirenworth Manor
Emma and Julian are here
They brought a bunch of
random antiques
DRU
Why? Don’t you have
your own random
antiques?
KIT
I would have said the house
was full up on random
antiques if they’d asked me
But no, apparently these are
CURSED
DRU
Like monkey’s-paw
cursed?
Or like stolen-from-
mummy’s-tomb cursed?
KIT
Neither
Involved in demonic magic by
some Shadowhunter who
lived in the house a hundred
years ago, cursed.
DRU
Ah
Boring cursed
KIT
They seem pretty excited
about it tbh
But I guess it is their
house
DRU
My house
My curse
My rules
KIT
I guess it is also your house,
yes
So good they are going to
de-curse it
DRU
Well if they find anything with
a mummy’s-tomb-type curse,
tell them to leave it like that
for me
What about the ghost?
KIT
Stayed back at the house,
didn’t come with them
Trapped there it seems
Because
Of a curse
DRU
Well I hope he doesn’t go
away before I get to the house
The ghosts here at the farm
are pretty low key
It’s like, a few people from
colonial times
A few of your garden
variety ghost horses
One ghost cow
KIT
Ghost cow?
DRU
I asked Luke about the Headless
Horseman, he’s supposed to be
from around here apparently
He didn’t take me seriously but
I was serious
DEAD SERIOUS
DEAD LIKE THE GHOST COW
KIT
Wait a minute
That time you were asking
me about ghosts
That was for Emma and Julian?
DRU
Of course
They’re the only people
I know dealing with a weird
ghost problem right now
KIT
Oh
DRU
What?
KIT
Nm
DRU
KIT DO NOT DO THAT
TELL ME
KIT
Well
I thought you were trying to
get me to talk about Ty
DRU
I wasn’t
KIT
Sorry
DRU
BUT NOW I AM
KIT
Oh no
DRU
Kit?
Kit?
I can’t believe you
disappeared again
Have fun with your cursed
antiques
I go cry into the mane
of my ghost horse