Chapter Fifty-One

EM: Morning, Nathaniel! We’re having a little soiree next Saturday and we’d love you to—Wow, are you okay? You look very tired.

Male: Thanks, Edwina. Always a pleasure. The baby kept us up all night.

EM: You just need to give it antihistamine—it knocks kids right out. And before you get all moral, it’s probably allergic to something.

Male: I…I hadn’t heard that one.

EM: You’ve spilled something on your shoe. Is that—

Male: Ketchup! Cooked breakfasts are the best.

EM: Have you seen Barry this morning?

Male: No? Why? What do you want with him?

EM: He’s normally done a patrol by now, and I’ve got a bottle of whiskey for him. I don’t want him to ruin the party by coming round with his sound decibel monitor.

Male: I’ll tell him if—

EM: Oh—maybe I could put antihistamine in the whiskey.

Edwina Marland walks off. Male rubs at his shoe.

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