1. Tenth September

Tenth September

**Theo changed the chat name from Wedding Party to Party Platoon**

Jordan

he refuses to have a group name that isn’t an alliteration or rhyme

was either this or fancy force

Caleb

Do we get a vote? I like Fancy Force

Sophia “Jason” Petrillo

Matrimony Mob?

Jordan

Bridal Bunch

Aunt Liana:

Spousal Squad

Perfect Dae

Festivity Team?

**Theo changed the chat name from Party Platoon to FestiviTeam**

Jordan

Two words squished into one always wins

Perfect Dae

Portmanteau.

jordan what are u singing at the wedding

Jordan

I don’t know, you have to ask my agent

Mom

Is this how you normally text?

Your friends are going to think I didn’t send you to school.

im 2 busy and important to use proper grammar

Sophia “Jason” Petrillo

You did send him to school, though, right?

Mom

Shoot, I knew I was forgetting something.

Hilarious

I miss u

Perfect dae

It’s one night.

its a dumb tradition

do gays even do this

isnt it to prevent grooms from running away from ugly brides

You shouldn’t call brides ugly the day before your wedding. That has to be bad luck.

u sound like mom

How’s she doing?

a bag of nerves

cant believe u get to have a sleepover with Min while im here reassuring mom that we didnt forget to invite her 2nd cousin

We didn’t invite any second cousins.

dont tell her that

I miss you too.

course you do

see you tomorrow

Ill be the one in white

You’re not wearing white.

what is a wedding without cliches

love is patient love is kind

tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives

come on Dae

Dae

Daaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeee

I’ll meet you down the aisle.

YES

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