Chapter 27 #3
“Mrs. Birch, please forgive the spontaneity of our call,” I began, but stopped when I saw her brow begin to crease.
“That is, we have called without sending ahead, unforgivably rude, I know. I hope you will understand when I tell you it is a matter of some importance to us. Otherwise I would not dream of interrupting you when I know you must be very busy.”
She flapped a plump hand. “Don’t you worry about that, my dear lady. Always welcome you are, it is true. And whatever I can do for you, you’ve only to ask.”
She looked at me expectantly and I hastened to make introductions.
“Mrs. Birch, this gentleman is Mr. Nicholas Brisbane. Mr. Brisbane, this is Mrs. Birch, a widow of this parish.”
Mrs. Birch thrust out a thick hand. Brisbane, taking her in from untidy cap to worn shoes, did not hesitate. He took her hand warmly in his own.
“I am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mrs. Birch. You are very kind to see us.”
Mrs. Birch turned and led us down the passage. “I’ve all the time you like, so long as I can keep on with my stitching. I’ve a dozen more shirts to get to the tailor, so I must not stop.”
We followed her into the overheated kitchen, which was the heart of her little kingdom.
Unlike its mistress, the kitchen was spotlessly tidy.
The few utensils were gleaming, as were the pots and floor.
A few small children were scattered about, learning their letters on a slate wielded by their elder sister, but Mrs. Birch made short work of shooing them out.
As the last one—the eldest girl—was scuttling out, I handed her a package in brown paper. She looked at me inquiringly.
“A few new books. Some Shakespeare and a volume of fairy stories. Some of them are rather gruesome, so mind you don’t read them to the little ones.”
She did not smile, but her expression was one of pure rapture. She held the books close to her body, ignoring her mother’s admonition to thank me.
I waved it aside. “Never mind, Mrs. Birch. I was shy myself as a child.” Brisbane coughed, I think to cover a snort.
The girl threw me a grateful look and scurried out.
I made a mental note to inquire when she would be ready to go into service.
Another employer might mistake her shyness for backwardness and shove her into the scullery.
But she had a good mind, that much was clear from the flicker of quicksilver intelligence behind her eyes.
With a proper hand, such as Aquinas’, she might make a good chambermaid, perhaps even a housekeeper in time.
She could learn enough there to keep her own shop someday if she had ambition.
But I had more pressing matters to attend to, and I turned my attention back to Mrs. Birch, who was bustling about, putting the kettle on the hob and cutting off a few slices from a new loaf.
She spread them with thrifty scrapings of fresh butter and assembled miscellaneous bits of crockery, some of it chipped and carefully mended, together with a small packet of sugar and a tiny pot of jam.
Brisbane held a chair for me near the fire and I seated myself, pleased to find that the chair cover, while faded and shiny with use, was perfectly clean.
Mrs. Birch watched as Brisbane settled himself, her hands busy with the tea things. She looked him over with the appraising eye of a woman who has seen a good number of naked men, both dead and alive. She seemed appreciative.
By the time the bread was cut and the cups assembled, the kettle was boiling.
While she busied herself with the teapot and packet of tea, I took careful stock of the room.
It was a home that had known hardship, that much was evident from the furniture, worn with polishing and hard use.
But the walls were cheerfully, if cheaply, papered, and the floor was spotted with a few rugs of an unlikely shade of green.
Garish but happy, rather like Mrs. Birch herself.
I realized that she must be a woman of some sense and great resourcefulness to have made a pleasant home for herself and her children under trying circumstances.
Beside me, Brisbane was silently watchful, and I imagined he was making much the same assessment of Mrs. Birch and her little home. Finally, the tea things were ready and Mrs. Birch presented them to us with no apologies.
“I’ve cut a loaf of new bread, and that’s fresh butter, mind you, straight from my sister’s farm—none of that dyed muck they try to sell up at the shop. I don’t know where that comes from, but you mark my words, a cow had nothing to do with it.”
She gave us thick slices of bread with butter and hot mugs of strong, perfectly brewed tea.
It was like being in the nursery again, and I ate with abandon.
For all her fancy ways, Cook had never sent up a tea tray half so tempting.
Mrs. Birch settled herself and took up a gentleman’s shirt, finished but for the buttons.
Her nimble needle whipped through the linen, stitching buttons into place while she talked.
She scarcely looked at her hands, but the needle never missed, setting stitches so tiny, so precise they were almost invisible.
After my second piece of bread and several minutes of desultory conversation between Brisbane and Mrs. Birch, I came to the point.
“I believe that you attended my husband, Sir Edward Grey, after his death.”
She nodded. “I did, and I hope you will permit me to offer my condolences. It’s a hard thing to lose one’s man, I know, my lady.”
I did not speak for a moment. Her simple expression of sympathy had touched me more than the elaborate condolences I had received from her betters.
“Thank you. Although, I have at least had the consolation of a comfortable living and no young ones to worry over. I know your own lot must have been very difficult.”
She stared at me, her expression pitying. “No, my lady. You’ve got it backward. The young ones are my consolation.”
I took up my tea to swallow down the lump in my throat.
Sometimes I simply wanted to disappear through the floor.
Naturally her children were precious to her.
I had seen them only as a pack of mouths to feed.
No wonder I had not been blessed with children, I thought bitterly. I did not deserve them.
“It were a pleasure to wash Sir Edward,” she said. She paused and took a thoughtful sip of her tea as Brisbane threw me a quizzical look.
“Pleasure?” he put in softly.
“Oh, yes. I never mind scrubbing the quality. Such nice, clean ways they have—well, most of them. There’s some that would better suit a barnyard than a ballroom, but you’ll hear no scandal from me. Sir Edward was a nice, clean gentleman.”
“Mrs. Birch, I must beg your discretion for what I am about to reveal,” I said.
She nodded once. “You have it.”
I believed her entirely. She did not seem the sort that would sell my secret as a bit of gossip over the wash line.
Besides, she was country-bred, and in the country there was still a strong tradition of loyalty to the gentry.
Some might call it feudal, but as it served my purposes, I was not about to argue with it.
“We have reason to believe that my husband’s death might have been hastened. Do you take my meaning?”
“Oh, was it murder, then?” Her tone was as casual as if she had just offered me another slice of bread. I stared at her.
“Mrs. Birch, you astonish me.”
“Oh, I am sorry. Did you not mean murder?”
“I did, as a matter of fact.” I had the strangest sense that Brisbane was trying to hide a smile behind his mug.
“I believe that Lady Julia is simply surprised at your quick grasp of the situation, Mrs. Birch,” he said smoothly. “She does in fact mean murder.”
Mrs. Birch sipped contentedly at her tea. “There’s nothing to be embarrassed about, my lady, indeed there isn’t. It does happen in the best of families, you know.”
Her voice was reassuring and I felt almost as if she had just patted my hand. The entire conversation was taking an extraordinary turn.
“Thank you. Am I to understand that you have had some experience with such matters?”
“Of course I have, my lady. I have washed the dead of this parish for nearly twenty years. I’ve seen stabbings and slashings, garrotings, stranglings, head-coshings…” She trailed off, doubtless reminiscing pleasantly.
“Have you ever seen a poisoning?”
She put a hand under her cap and scratched, thinking hard.
With the cozy glow from the fire, and the lines of her face soft with thought, I could see that she had once been a handsome girl.
A handsome girl of good sense and an excellent constitution.
Her only liability had been a lack of fortune and good birth, and because of that, she lived in a tiny set of rooms, existing hand-to-mouth as she raised seven children, patching and darning her things to make them last from year to year.
I, too, had been born handsome and sensible and healthy, but because my father sat in the Lords and had an annual income in excess of more than a hundred thousand pounds, I had every advantage while Mrs. Birch washed the dead to feed her children.
Murder might be an interesting puzzle, but Fate is by far the greatest mystery of all, I mused.
“Poisonings,” she said thoughtfully. “Yes, I have had a few. There was the poor girl who came from Leeds. Her man topped up her ale with arsenic when she got with child…then there was the old lady in South Street. Her nephew, I always thought, slipped her a bit of belladonna.” She shrugged a sturdy shoulder.
“Hard to say. So many of them just look like normal dying, if you take my meaning. But I suppose some of them might be poisoned.”
“Might one of them have been Sir Edward?”
She smiled, showing an almost complete set of strong teeth.
“Might is a large word, my lady. Anything is possible.”
I sighed, wondering how on earth I had come to be discussing philosophy with a charwoman of Jesuitical bent.
Brisbane inserted himself seamlessly into the conversation.
“A woman of your considerable experience would doubtless have noticed if something were amiss,” he began.
I almost snorted into my tea. If he managed to achieve by flattery what I had failed to gain by appealing to her intellect…
“Now that I think of it, there was something,” she said slowly.
Brisbane and I leaned forward as one man, so to speak.
“Yes?”
She looked carefully from one of us to the other, weighing her response. “I will tell Her Ladyship. You will have to go, sir,” she said firmly.
Brisbane rose, placing his mug carefully upon the table.
“Of course. I will await Her Ladyship on the front step. Mrs. Birch, thank you for your hospitality. I will see myself out.” Over her head he shot me a look that was unmistakable.
He expected me to wring every bit of information out of her, and the look had been a warning. I had better not fail this time.
I stared at the fine tailoring of his retreating back while Mrs. Birch ogled something else.
“That your man?” she asked after the door closed behind him. Her expression was friendly, and I did not take offense.
“No.”
She clucked her tongue. “Pity. He’s got lovely legs. My Jimmy had lovely legs. Long and—”
“Mrs. Birch,” I said sharply. She laughed, and this time she did pat me on the arm. She poured herself another cup of tea and I allowed her to fill mine for the sake of companionship.
“It’s all right, my lady. It’s just us hens. You can tell me. Do you fancy him?”
I could feel my rings beginning to cut into my hands. I forced myself to relax.
“Mrs. Birch, you said you would tell me what you noticed about my husband’s corpse.”
She regarded me a moment, judging my humour, I think. Something of my edgy mood must have shown itself, for she settled down at once. She told me what she had seen, to the last detail. I questioned her closely, but she did not vary her story, and in the end, I realized I believed her entirely.
“Thank you. I appreciate your assistance,” I said, rising. “But I must warn you. You cannot repeat this to anyone—not what you have just told me, or even that I called. If my husband was murdered, anyone who possesses knowledge of the crime must be in danger.”
She waved me off. “I am an oyster, I am. I’ve too much to think about, keeping the little ones fed and clothed to waste my time with idle gossip. Besides, it would be a poor thanks for your kindnesses to tell your business on the street.”
I gave her a surprised look and she laughed.
“I know it is you, my lady. No butler would think to put books in the baskets for the kiddies. And there’s always a packet of hair ribbons for my girls, pretty new ones.
And good leather shoes for the boys. Most ladies leave the baskets to their servants and they never know if we get the scrag end of beef and the burnt-down ends of candles.
You always send us good meat, and a bottle of wine at Christmas. I do not forget it, my lady.”
I could not think of a reply. I had always instructed Aquinas to prepare the baskets, only occasionally troubling to add something myself. She was praising Aquinas’ generosity, not mine. I must remember to commend him.
Mrs. Birch saw me to the door. “If that Mr. Brisbane should die soon…” she began hopefully.
“I will send for you at once,” I promised, smoothing my skirts.
“Oh, that is kind of you, my lady.”
“Not at all. And to answer your question, I suppose some would find him fanciable.”
She sighed and pulled open the door. “Just as I suspected, my lady. We are not so very different after all, if you will pardon the observation.”
I thought of the society ladies I knew and how outraged they would be by such a statement coming from a woman of Mrs. Birch’s ilk.
I smiled at her, knowing that if I had been born poor and disadvantaged, I would have ended my days rotting in a ditch, rather than mistress of a tiny, cozy home and proud mother of seven.
“On the contrary, Mrs. Birch. I take it as a compliment. A very fine one.”