Peaches Group Chat

Bash: Has anyone hung out with Cole lately? Seems to be M.I.A.

Declan: It’s probably the same person he ditched us for a couple of weeks ago.

Tristan: Yeah, they’re probably just keeping him busy.

Lennox: Did you happen to ask Cole what’s keeping him busy?

Preston: I’m sure if you just asked him he would tell you.

Bash: He never turns down a shopping trip and now he has the past three times I’ve asked.

Lennox: Maybe he doesn’t need to go shopping? Just a guess.

Declan: Or he’s out having sex. I wouldn’t want to shop if I was having sex either.

Preston: Well, he’s in this group so I’m sure he’ll eventually pipe up.

Tristan: Unless he’s still having sex.

Cole: Do you all just sit around talking about me and maybe or maybe not having sex?

Declan: There he is! See he’s not having sex.

Bash: What are you up to Cole? Want to go shopping?

Lennox: See, all you had to do was just ask him.

Preston: That would be the easiest thing to have done in the first place.

Tristan: I’m down to go shopping though.

Lennox: Me too.

Preston: Let’s go.

Declan: Just tell me when and where.

Bash: Sounds good. Cole you good too?

Bash: ?

Bash: Cole?

Declan: Damn, maybe he is out having sex.

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