ON COMMS, UNMUTED THE VESELI CIRCUS

Joy: WHY DOES MY PHONE KNOW MY FACE ??

Neeve: because Kieran set up face ID

Joy: ITS MAGIC

Sadie: It’s technology, Joy-bean.

Joy: I CAN TEXT MICKEY MOUSE

Maureen: I still don't trust a phone that unlocks itself by staring at you.

áine: Mom, your laptop automatically logs you in.

Maureen: That’s different. I know where that computer came from.

Wraith: Apple store.

Maureen: Don’t get smart with me, son.

Sadie: ??????

Neeve: omg Gran called him son

Joy: HE IS OUR DAD NOW

Wraith: ...

Maureen: ...

Sadie: …

Neeve: …

áine: Joy bean, maybe don’t yell things in ALL CAPS ??

Wraith → áine: That's not a family trait or anything.

áine → Wraith: Oh, hush. ?? Those texts to Allison were provoked. ?? She's??

Sadie: Aunt Ellie set up Joy's voice-to-text to do that. ??Neeve: because she's so loud ??

Joy: I'M JUST ME

Sadie: But it's true, right? Kieran's our dad, right?

áine: Yes.

Wraith: Yeah, zemra e vogel. I'm your dad.

Sadie: ??

Sadie → áine: Is it okay I called him dad already?

áine → Sadie: Yes. ?? How do you feel about calling him dad? You can still call him Kieran if you want. He won't be hurt.

Sadie → áine: I like calling him dad. It makes me feel safe. Is that bad?

áine → Sadie: No. I think it's really good. Kieran wants to be your dad.

Sadie → áine: That makes him kind of amazing, doesn't it?

áine → Sadie: Sort of. But also, how can he help wanting the three most amazing girls in NY to be his daughters? ??

Sadie → áine: You're so lame, mom.

áine → Sadie: It's not lame to tell the truth.

Neeve: What does zemra e vogel mean?

Sadie: little heart ??

Neeve: you have special names for all of us I'm petal Joy's sunshine.

Wraith: Because you're all special to me.

áine: Well now I’m crying. ??

Sadie: She's not even kidding. ??

Maureen: Is there a reason why we're all texting each other when we're in the same apartment?

Neeve: because dad isn't here with us

Sadie: This way he gets to be part of it.

Wraith: ??

Joy: WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL NAME FOR MOM?

Wraith: Baby girl.

Joy: BUT MOM'S NOT A BABY

Sadie: It's a grownup thing and stop shouting in all caps.

Joy: sorry

Sadie: Good job, dad. Mom's not ??anymore. She's blushing. ????

áine → Wraith: Did you have to tell them that?

Wraith → áine: Yes.

Maureen: If we're all done emotionally devastating each other, someone needs to stop Joy from ordering six hundred dollars' worth of glitter markers.

Joy: THEY SPARKLE

Neeve: she added 47 packs to the cart

Joy: I WAS COMPARING COLORS

áine → Wraith: You said there were parental controls on their phones. How does she have access to a shopping app?

Wraith → áine: Ellie vetted the app. There's nothing on there the girls shouldn't have.

áine → Wraith: Maybe an embedded spending limit would have been a good idea.

Wraith: 47 packs of markers are overkill, sunshine. Dial it back to one.

Joy: ??

Kieran: Three packs max.

Joy: I LOVE YOU

áine: Kieran. ??

Wraith: What? She negotiated well.

Neeve: that's literally not what happened

Sadie: He folded instantly.

Maureen: Men are weak to little girls. Your grandfather once bought your mother a goat because she cried at a petting zoo.

áine: In fairness, it was an adoption and the goat ?? stayed at the animal sanctuary. ??

Joy: I WANT A GOAT TO LIVE WITH US

Wraith: No livestock in Queens.

Joy: ??

áine → Wraith: Don't you dare give into that sad face. ??

Wraith → áine: We could adopt one like your dad did for you.

áine → Wraith: You're hopeless. ??

Wraith → áine: You're giving mixed signals here.

áine → Wraith: Tell me about it.

áine → Wraith: Will you be home tonight?

Wraith → áine: No.

áine: …

Wraith → áine: I'll be exterminating vermin.

áine: …

áine: …

áine → Wraith: I'll miss you. Be careful. ??

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