102. The Travel Text Messages
The Travel Text Messages
Princess: Did you seriously eat all the coffee cake?
Luke: You were gone!
Princess: I was gone for one night. You ate the whole thing.
Luke: It was a long night. The bed is lonely without you.
Princess: Sucking up won’t get you out of this one, Player.
Luke: Fine, I’ll let you spank me when I get home Wednesday.
Princess: You’d like that too much. And I won’t be here Wednesday. I have to fly to Quebec that morning.
Luke: Fuck. I forgot.
Luke: That sucks.
Luke: You can still spank me though.
Luke: How was your meeting?
Princess: Productive. French.
Luke: Hold up. You speak French?
Princess: Pas bien.
Luke: What did you call me?
Princess: My French is barely passable.
Luke: I’ll be the judge of that.
Princess: How could you possibly do that?
Luke: It’s the language of love, right?
Princess: So some say.
Luke: That’s all I need to know, Green Eyes.
Princess: Bye, Luke.
Princess: Good luck at your game tonight.
Luke: Thanks, Wife. You going to watch?
Princess: Blizz and I have our spots ready on the couch.
Luke: Blizz the stuffed animal or the suit?
Princess: Are you honestly asking me if I draped the empty Blizz suit on the couch and put his head on the back cushion, so it’s like he’s watching too?
Luke: Well, when you word it like that… Yeah.
Princess: You are unwell.
Luke: I can’t believe I’m missing you by six hours.
Princess: I know. This is stupid.
Luke: When I’m offseason, I’m coming with you to the cool places you go.
Princess: I’m in Nebraska.
Luke: I know. They invented the Reuben.
Princess: Hold, please.
Princess: Okay, I just looked that up. Why do you know that?
Luke: Why don’t you know that?
Princess: I can’t believe you kept your cup!
Luke: What cup?
Princess: The slushie cup from Vegas.
Luke: Oh, you mean my half of our wedding glasses? Of course I kept it.
Luke: Don’t tell me you threw yours away.
Princess: There were times I thought about it. But I didn’t.
Luke: Good.
Princess: Are these my sunglasses?
Luke: The white ones?
Princess: Yeah.
Luke: You really are snooping through every cupboard.
Princess: I thought I lost these in Mexico.
Luke: Funny, I found them in Mexico.
Luke: You still want me to meet you at the thing tomorrow night?
Princess: If you don’t mind. My dad is for sure going to be there, and we can’t put off seeing him forever. Public event might be better than a private dinner.
Luke: Agreed. What’s the dress code?
Princess: Black and white. I’m wearing white.
Luke: Classy.
Luke: I might be just a little late, but I’ll find you.
Princess: Thank you. I owe you for this one.
Luke: Let me take a pic of you in the suit and we’re even.