Chapter 22 Olive
Chapter twenty-two
Olive
The Herring Girls
Cassandra
Is it true????
Lizzie
On one hand, I want it to be because, hello, super hot basketball player alert. But also, could you guys all stop being paired up with super successful men? You’re setting the bar too high for this small-town kindergarten teacher.
Jenna
Go get 'em, Ol.
Jenna
I don’t know why I said that. Harley said it to me right before I went out the night I met Cole, and it felt like the right thing to say.
Me
Lizzie
Holy fucking shit, talk about a ROCK!
Jenna
I never knew I wanted to be engaged until I saw that ring. brB messaging Cole.
Lizzie
When’s the Bachelorette party? I need to shave my…everything.
Cassandra
Please be careful, Ol.
Lizzie
It’s fake, Cass. Don’t be a buzzkill. Let our girl have a little fun.
Cassandra
Exactly. The last person we knew in a fake relationship ended up actually falling in love.
Jenna
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Cassandra
For you, it isn’t. For Olive, I fear it might be.
Me
You’re ruining my high, Cass. Pretending to be in love with a super-hot athlete is fun. I wish I had tried it sooner
Cassandra
Where did my innocent sister run off to?
Me
I left her in his bed this morning.
Me
She will no doubt be shown on the TV tonight in the crowd for his game, though. Take a shot every time you see me! Also, we’re on our way to some hockey game. Look for me there, too.
Lizzie
Am I about to get wasted on a school night?
Cassandra
Have a few for me.
Me
Love you guys.
Lizzie
Love you.
Cassandra
Love you.
Jenna
Love you, wild girl. Use protection!!!!