Group Chat Post-Win Glow
Group Chat
Post-Win Glow
Paige: TWO AND O, BABY! USA IS UNSTOPPABLE! Also, I am covered in sweat and someone else’s lip gloss. Whose lip gloss is this? It’s sparkly.
Rissa: MINE! It’s called Champagne Supernova, and it’s part of my post-game aura. I’m a glittering celestial body of victory.
Skye: Good game. Solid forecheck in the third. Rissa, your face-off percentage was sixty-eight. Don’t get used to it.
Riley: I saw the win in the ice patterns this morning. A melting patch by the Zamboni door that looked like an eagle. Or a determined duck. The point is, we were destined.
Paige: Skye, the captain says, “Good game.” That’s basically a declaration of undying love from her. Take the win. Do we get pizza tonight? Or do we have to go straight to the ice bath?
Rissa: I already celebrated. I did a backflip in the lobby. The concierge is now afraid of me, but I call it a power dynamic.
Skye: Go get your pizza. Then ice baths.
Riley: The pizza will have pineapple on it.
Paige: No, the fuck it won’t. Skye… use your captain power and veto the psychic madness.
Rissa: I TRUST THE VISIONS! brING ON THE SWEET PINEAPPLEY CONTROVERSY!
Skye: Rest up. And someone get the lip gloss out of Paige’s hair.
Paige: It’s a look! It’s called Glamorous Goalie!
[Skye has set notifications to Do Not Disturb]
Rissa: She’s smiling. I see it!
Riley: It’s the pineapple. It brings joy to all! Even the broody ones. Now, who’s ordering? I’m getting a strong vision… it involves extra cheese.