Chapter 6
CHAPTER SIX
Knox
YOU CREATED A GROUP CHAT
Himbo Max: Yoooooo, what’s this? Am I officially part of the fam?
Skylar: u’ve always been part of the family, maxie!
Satan’s Minion: What’s this, Knox? What are you up to?
Do I always have to be up to something, Rhys?
Satan’s Minion: Yes.
Cassius: Yes.
Skylar: uh-huh…
This is why I don’t talk to any of you.
Ev: What’s up?
Himbo Max: Is this where we can send funny memes to each other? I’ve never had that before. Here, let’s see who can send the funniest.
No memes. We’re here because I’m planning something for Elton and I need your help.
Skylar: awwwwwwwwwwwww
Skylar: knox!
Skylar: be still my tiny beating heart!!!!
Skylar: omg what are we doing?
Skylar: TELL ME
CHILL.
Cassius: Don’t tell him to chill.
Himbo Max: *insert giraffe gif*
Ev: Well, that was random.
Skylar: it’s so cute…wait…
Skylar: *insert cat gif*
Can we focus?
Satan’s Minion: Then cut to the fucking chase.
Cassius: What’s the surprise?
Basically I want to do a Halloween surprise thing.
Skylar: *sends racoon gif*
Himbo Max: *sends banana gif*
Himbo Max: lol get it?
Satan’s Minion has left the group chat
You added Satan’s Minion to the group chat
Everyone shut up. Skylar, can you talk Davis into letting us use the club on Halloween night?
Satan’s Minon: You’re a fucking idiot if you think Davis is going to close the club on one of the biggest nights of the year.
I wasn’t speaking to you asshole.
Satan’s Minion: Then why am I in this fucking group chat?
Ev: Rhys…
Skylar: i can def try dunno what he’ll say tho
Cassius: If anyone can get him to agree, it’d be you.
Himbo Max: *sends pie gif*
Stop it.
Himbo Max: I thought that’s what we were doing.
Have you literally been reading the conversation?
Skylar: don’t be mean
Cassius: Yeah.
Ever have an original thought, Cass?
Satan’s Minion has left the group chat
You added Satan’s Minion to the group chat
Anyway, as I have been trying to fucking say, I have jobs for each of you.
Satan’s Minion: No.
Ev: Rhys, seriously.
Skylar: okay okay okay i love this swoony all lovey dovey knoxy.
Cassius: What do you need?
Rhys?
Satan’s Minion: Fine. How can we help?
Himbo Max: *sends Halloween skeletons*