ANNOUNCER

Bernie: “Are you seeing what I’m seeing, Ollz? Because either my contact prescription is off, or we’ve slipped into the Twilight Zone.”

Oliver: “Your eyes are just fine, Bern. We’ve officially entered an alternate reality. Jed Stone Junior and Shane Michaels are so in sync I’m half-tempted to start singing “Bye Bye Bye” to the Clippers’ losing streak.”

Bernie [laughs]: “From Stone’s hand to Michaels’s glove like there’s a magnet in there. And that’s a long way from the two of them colliding and dropping balls like it was a blooper reel last night.”

Oliver: “Night and day, Bern. Their chemistry tonight? Electric.”

Bernie: “Literal sparks. I don’t know what those two did to flip the switch, but whatever it was, I hope they keep doing it.”

Oliver: “We better keep the fire brigade on call, Bern. With sparks like those, this whole field might go up in flames.”

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