Chapter 10 Stormy #2
"If Big Bertha is the heart of this operation, the speakers are the lungs," Tex says. "A parking lot without music is just a parking lot. A parking lot with Lynyrd Skynyrd is a destination. I didn't go to business school but I'm pretty sure that's in the textbook."
I set up a serving station, so we can run food out hot.
The grill goes in the center of the lot because Tex says Big Bertha deserves center stage. He polishes her, cleans her grates, tests the burners with the attention of a man tuning a musical instrument.
Sheila sets up a limited bar on a folding table with the spirits that survived the storm, the mixers she brought from her own house, and a cooler of ice that Tex drove forty minutes to buy.
"Stormy, check this out," Tex says, pointing to the table.
"Sheila just built a fully functioning bar out of a card table, a cooler, and sheer willpower.
If the government ever collapses, I'm not following a general.
I'm following Sheila. She'll have civilization rebuilt by Thursday and cocktail hour by Friday. "
When we're done, I stand at the edge of the parking lot and look at it. The lights are glowing against the evening sky, swaying slightly in the breeze. The tables are set with napkins and condiment caddies. Big Bertha is smoking. The speakers are playing classic rock.
The bar sign on the building is still dark because the neon hasn't been fixed yet, but Sheila has hung a hand-painted banner across the front of the building: BIG TEX'S ROADHOUSE - OPEN FOR BUSINESS - PARKING LOT EDITION.
It doesn't look like a disaster recovery. It looks like a party.
"Not bad," Tex says, coming up close beside me. "Not bad at all."
"It looks good," I say.
"It looks like us," he says. "Specifically, it looks like us if we were thrown in a blender with a tailgate party and a county fair and someone hit puree.
Which is exactly the vibe I was going for.
I've always said this bar's aesthetic is 'organized chaos with great food,' and tonight we've really nailed the chaos part. "
"You're right," I say, loving the way he tosses around the word 'us'.
Word spreads the way it always does around here. Tex posts on the bar's social media, Sheila makes phone calls, and the network does the rest. By Friday evening, the parking lot has bikes in it.
A lot of bikes.
They come in twos and threes and then in groups. Harleys and Indians and a few Japanese bikes that get dirty looks from the Harley guys, rumbling up the beach road and pulling into the lot with that low, rolling thunder that I'm learning to love.
The riders dismount and look around. They take in the outdoor setup, the grill, and they nod. The way real bikers nod when they approve, and then they find tables. They order beers and the parking lot fills with noise, smoke, and music.
Sheila puts me on food service, running plates from the kitchen to the tables, keeping the serving station stocked, making sure everyone's got what they need. It's fast and it's physical. There's a lot of people, and I should be terrified, but I'm not.
Or I am, maybe a little, underneath, the way I'm always a little terrified. But the terror is quieter tonight. Manageable. Background noise instead of the main broadcast. And I don't want to let Tex and Sheila down, so I don't show it.
I know some of these people now. Ray and Donna from the cookout are here, sitting at a table near the grill.
The power lineman who called me by name is at the bar with two friends.
The old man from the bucket is sitting in the same spot he sat last time.
When I bring him a plate of ribs without being asked, he pats my hand and says "you're a good kid" and I almost lose it right there but I don't. I just say thank you and move on.
Tex is in his element. He's behind the grill, flipping burgers and telling stories.
He's laughing that big laugh that carries across the lot and makes people turn and smile even if they didn't hear the joke.
He knows everyone. He greets every biker by name or nickname, asks about their rides, their families, and their damage from the storm.
He is the center of this world, the gravity that everything orbits, and watching him work a crowd is watching someone do the thing they were born for.
Everyone is drawn to him, I notice. As soon as he's finished one conversation, someone else jumps right up to start talking to him.
Sheila is behind the bar, pouring drinks with the speed of someone who's been doing this for decades.
She's got a rhythm, a way of moving, that makes the folding table and the cooler of ice look like a real bar.
People line up and she serves them. She knows what they want before they ask and she calls everyone sugar.
Nobody argues with her and the whole thing runs like a machine.
I run food. I clear plates. I refill drinks. I move between the tables, the kitchen, and the serving station in a circuit that becomes automatic after the first hour.
Somewhere between the tenth plate and the twentieth, I realize I'm good at this.
Not just useful or adequate. I'm really good at this.
I can read a table from ten feet away and know who needs a refill or who's about to ask for the check.
I can carry four plates at once and set them down in the right order without asking who had what.
I can feel the rhythm of the crowd, the ebb and flow of a busy night, and I can adjust to it without thinking.
I'm good at this, and the thought makes me happy that I can help Tex.
Around nine o'clock, the lot is packed. Every table is full, and there are people standing in groups with beers. The music is loud and the grill smoke is drifting up into the dark sky. Tex looks at me across the crowded parking lot full of bikers and smiles like I'm the best thing he sees.
I'm moving through it all with plates in my hands and the hot evening air on my skin, and I feel something I don't think I've ever felt before.
I belong here.