16. Morning Buns
Talk of the Richardsons’ Pink and White Party is everywhere. Baxter Morse’s mother, Celadon, is dying for the details. She bumps into Dr. Andy and Rachel McMann at Tupancy Links while they’re walking their dogs and Rachel shows Celadon the videos she took: “Here are the pink cocktails, here’s the crowd on the dance floor wearing pink wigs, here’s the Frank Sinatra tribute band at the after-party, here’s a blurry one of everybody skinny-dipping at the Richardsons’ private beach under a crescent moon.”
The videos, Celadon thinks, do not disappoint.
The Richardsons instantly become the island’s sweethearts. They routinely double-book at restaurants, reserving tables at both Ventuno and Lola 41 for eight p.m. on a Friday and then deciding at the last minute which they’d prefer, which is a huge no-no that would normally result in a couple being placed on the naughty list—but the Richardsons are forgiven. When we see them out on the town, we jockey to introduce ourselves and explain our relevance: Megan manages the ERF boutique in town; would Leslee like a private shopping experience, and can Megan gift her a few items? Thaoi delivers for UPS; have Leslee’s packages been arriving on time? The Winslows are summer residents from the Main Line—would Bull and Leslee like to join them at their home on Eel Point Road for cocktails?
As the commodore and chairperson of the membership committee at the Field and Oar Club, Busy Ambrose receives the nominating letter for the Richardsons from Phoebe Wheeler. Busy decides to write a seconding letter herself. She’s certain the Richardsons will have no problem finding three other members to write letters, and maybe as soon as the August vote, they can admit the Richardsons to the Field and Oar. It will be such a coup, snapping them up before any other club does.
Fast Eddie is thrilled when Bull Richardson emails him and Addison on Monday afternoon and invites them out to Triple Eight for a breakfast meeting the next morning so they can discuss the potential of the Jackson lots. Eddie and Addison decide it would be best to drive together, present a united front, yada yada, so Addison swings by in his Aston Martin convertible to pick Eddie up. As they cruise out the Polpis Road, they talk about what kind of cut they should offer Bull. A significant one, they decide, since he’s fronting the money. All Eddie can think is: This deal could change my life. If it works out, he’ll be back on top. He and his wife could finally move out of the tiny cottage on Lily Street (which was all they could afford after Eddie’s disgrace) and buy a waterfront property similar to the one they lost. He wonders what Addison dreams of. Addison already has a pile of money, a beautiful home, and a lovely family. He’s in this deal only for the sport of it, Eddie suspects, and Eddie tries to convey the same kind of sexy indifference. What has he learned? The person who needs the least will always have the power.
When Addison pulls into the long white-shell driveway of Triple Eight, Eddie can’t help but flash back to Saturday night. He has clear recollections of cocktails, dinner, and dancing to DJ Billy Voss and drummer Joe; he even remembers throwing back the pink shots and donning the pink wig. After that, things get hazy. According to Grace, there was a Frank Sinatra impersonator and trays of cheeseburgers, and Eddie vaguely remembers tipping a paper cone of French fries down his gullet, but how that led to him waking up in the Richardsons’ living room in a soaking-wet pair of boxer shorts with Grace buck naked beside him is something of a mystery.
“Skinny-dipping,” Grace told him. “We all went skinny-dipping—don’t you remember?”
Does he?
The Richardsons’ house, which only three days earlier was the site of a debauchery this island had never before seen, is now giving clean-and-sober weekday-morning vibes. The sprinklers are gently misting the pink hydrangea bushes, and Eddie sees one of Benton Coe’s landscaping trucks parked in front of the garage. There’s some kind of garden installation going in. Eddie is relieved Benton’s personal truck isn’t here; he’s the last person Eddie wants to see on any given day, but especially after Saturday night. When Eddie asked Grace who, exactly, went skinny-dipping, she said, “You and me, Leslee Richardson, Addison, Phoebe, Benton, and some of the kids, I think.”
“Benton?” Eddie said, and Grace mmm-hmmed as though seeing Benton naked was no big deal. Well, Eddie thought, it was nothing she hadn’t seen before.
Eddie hasn’t mentioned the skinny-dipping or the party in general to Addison because, frankly, Eddie feels a bit ashamed that he was part of it. He remembers Rachel McMann taking videos of them on the dance floor; he should have insisted that Rachel delete them. Grace would no doubt tell Eddie he’s being paranoid; everyone they know was at the party, including Ed Kapenash, the chief of police! Grace views their invitation as a badge of honor. Eddie overheard Grace talking about the party with their daughter, Allegra, on Sunday afternoon. “We didn’t get home until five in the morning and I was missing a shoe! Yes, I’m serious!” Grace sounded delighted with herself.
Bull answers the door looking fresh and clean-shaven with a hearty “G’day!” He leads Eddie and Addison upstairs to the kitchen, which smells richly of coffee. On the counter is a colorful fruit salad and a platter of morning buns from Wicked Island Bakery.
“Help yourself to breakfast, gentlemen,” Bull says. “Would anyone like a coffee?”
“I’d love one,” Addison says. “Black, please.”
“Eddie?”
Eddie normally takes his coffee very light and very sweet—Grace teases him that it’s more dessert than coffee—but he senses this will telegraph fussiness. “Yes, please,” he says. “Black.” He loads up a white café plate with a generous scoop of the fruit salad—it includes ripe mangoes and huge, juicy blackberries—and a cinnamony, buttery morning bun.
“Please eat!” Bull says, though Bull takes nothing and Addison pats his midsection and says, “One morning bun would negate the PR I had this morning on the Peloton.”
“Ah! I did a ride with Cody this morning,” Bull says. “Leslee thinks I have a crush on him.”
“You do you, Boo,” Addison says, and they both laugh and Eddie holds his plate of food feeling like an idiot because he isn’t in on the Pelo-speak and why is he the only one eating? He’s failed some sort of test by showing his working-class background—when food is offered, Eddie eats. This is clearly one of those instances where the food is a prop. The buns and the elite fruit salad are here so Bull can check the box marked breakfast meeting, but neither he nor Addison actually eats because they both know better.
They head down to Bull’s study. Addison points to the shelf of Patrick O’Brian novels. “He’s a terrific author.”
Eddie, who hasn’t read a book for pleasure since his Encyclopedia Brown days, shoves the entire morning bun in his mouth.
“Ah, yeah?” Bull says. “Wouldn’t know. Those were here when we moved in.”
Bull sits behind his desk; Addison and Eddie take the leather chairs. In the car, they agreed that Addison should be the one to pitch.
“We can buy the three lots for nine million,” Addison says. “Then, through the relationships Eddie and I have with local design-and-build firms, we can create three unique and dazzling estates for about four million apiece, and when they’re finished we’ll list them at fifteen million apiece, for a profit of approximately twenty-four million.”
“Fifteen million seems low for a waterfront property,” Bull says. “After all, I paid twenty-two million for this place.”
Well, Bull,Eddie thinks, you overpaid. The house had been sitting on the market since November of 2019 for a reason. Rising harbor aside, the place just isn’t worth twenty-two mil. The bones are old, there has been no structural work done since the eighties, and it isn’t winterized; once temperatures start to drop, the house will have to be drained and put into hibernation mode until next spring. There’s no pool and no proper guesthouse, only the garage with the apartment above. The sellers were two adult children who’d inherited the house and wanted nothing to do with the island. They were content to wait until they got their price; they seemed confident someone would offer the full amount, though Eddie begged them to lower their asking price to twenty or, even better, nineteen. But they were right in the end. Eddie couldn’t believe it when Addison said he had a couple not only willing but eager to pay as long as they could close in thirty days and enjoy the house for the summer.
The wife loved the party room, Addison said. Had to have it.
Eddie says, “You bought the most fascinating property on the island.”
“Classier than One Ocean Avenue,” Addison chimes in. “Statelier than Seventy-Five Main Street.”
Neither of these things is true, but Eddie watches Bull nod in satisfied agreement.
“We’re calculating at fifteen million to be safe,” Eddie says. “We may list at twenty.”
“And you’re positive construction costs won’t run over?” Bull says.
“Our relationships with the contractors are rock solid,” Addison says. “That’s where we add value. We’ll get the fairest bids, and the projects will be done on time.”
Addison sounds confident but Eddie knows that every construction project on this island runs over in both money and time. The wrong custom tile is ordered for one of the seven bathrooms; the light fixtures have a six-month lead time; the automatic pool cover breaks; the only guy who does granite countertops on the island is notoriously impossible to get hold of. Eddie emits a soft cinnamon burp; his heartburn is flaring up. Now that he’s back in the real estate development game, he supposes he’ll start popping cherry Tums again.
“So you’d like me to front the twenty-one million?” Bull says. “Why wouldn’t you go to a bank?”
One reason, which Eddie is not eager to disclose, is that after what happened nine years ago, no bank will lend to him. And Addison confided he’s not okay with taking on twenty-one million in debt by himself. “It all comes down to timing,” Eddie says. “Banks take forever, and the paperwork for construction loans is byzantine. We’d like to move quickly on this. Close on the properties as soon as possible, break ground in early fall, finish by May first, and sell on May second, if not before.”
“Eddie and I have a long list of rental clients who will be bidding against one another to get their hands on these properties,” Addison says.
“Brilliant,” Bull says. “I love a gamble, and I’m not going to lie, fellas, I need a win. Gotta keep the wife happy. So I front the cash, you two work your magic, and we split the profit three ways.”
Addison clears his throat. “Is that what you envision? A third for each of us?”
“What else would we do?” Bull asks.
“That’s precisely what we were thinking as well,” Eddie says, though this isn’t at all true. They were hoping Bull would agree to 40 percent while they each took 30, although they decided they would entertain the idea of him taking 50 percent while they each took 25. But Bull sees their value as equal to his, even though they aren’t investing a dime of their own money. “A third for each of us.”
Handshakes all around. Bull suggests that Eddie and Addison choose the attorney, whoever they feel most comfortable with.
“Val Gluckstern,” Addison says. “She’s the best.”
When Bull walks them out to the driveway, Eddie can’t help asking about the landscaping project.
“Leslee wants a round, hedged-in garden for the octagonal hot tub she’s custom-ordered. Benton Coe is doing the work.”
Eddie takes a breath. He nearly says, I’d watch Benton Coe around your wife. Take it from someone who knows. But no, Eddie won’t get into it. He needs to let go of the past, especially now that his future is looking so bright.
Kacy wakes up to a text from Isla: Good morning, Bun. I miss you.
Part of Kacy swoons; another part is furious. Isla can miss Kacy all she wants but it means nothing until she leaves Rondo.
Kacy scrolls through her phone to the pictures from Saturday night and finds a selfie of her and Coco. The picture is good; their faces are side by side, Kacy’s glass of champagne is in the frame, and the sun hits Coco in a way that makes her blue eyes pop.
Don’t do it,she thinks. It isn’t fair to Coco.
But Coco seems pretty into Lamont, and if Kacy asked Coco if she could use the pictures to make Isla jealous, Coco would probably say yes. (Kacy would never ask; it would be too mortifying.)
She sends the photo.
Even though it’s three in the morning in San Francisco, there’s an immediate response from Isla.
Are you two together?
Kacy decides not to respond.
Another text comes in: I want to jump on a plane right now.
Please forgive me, Coco,Kacy thinks. This is working.