Bully Years Eighth Grade
AUDREY
Dear Taylor,
Thank you SO MUCH for being a fucking asshole.
I can’t believe it took our principal finally witnessing your cruelty with her own eyes to get you suspended for the rest of the year.
Did you really think you’d get away with forging my handwriting on death threats — to yourself?
I hate that she didn’t force you to transfer to alternative school because that’s honestly where you BELONG.
Alas, please don’t take her compliment about “such a shame to see your writing talent wasted.”
She’s just amazed your work isn’t littered with typos since you get sacked on the field every week.
Enjoy the rest of the semester AT HOME doing your work online.
Take Care (NOT),
Audrey
P.S. Since you can’t come back to campus, I took the liberty of pulling a few things from your locker.