Zak’s WhatsApp Messages
ZAK
How’s your day been mate? Missed me?
OSCAR
Like bad farts, mate!! No, it’s weird without you here. How’s the new place?
ZAK
Yeah, like I said, it’s good. Liam is top.
OSCAR
TOP!!! Stop you sound like a proper Manc.
ZAK
That’s nothing. When you kiss someone, around here they call it NECKING ON! Necking on, have you ever?
OSCAR
Weird! Makes you sound like a vampire! Anyway, what about that girl you like? Any progress? Had the balls to talk to her yet? Necked on with her yet?
ZAK
I’ve always had the balls. I was playing it cool. And yeah some progress. No necking on… yet. She’s cute.
OSCAR
CUTE??? What about her tits lol???!!
ZAK
I wouldn’t be such a dick as to tell you… but they’re nice from what I can tell. She’s gorgeous actually. Funny. A bit shy, yet confident. Nothing like the girls at school.
OSCAR
Nothing like Connie then!! She’s got a new bf btw. Danny Spencer.
ZAK
Not that I care as we finished before I even left, but WTF is she doing with him?? I know she’s a bitch, but he’s a prick and he’s a druggie.
OSCAR
Precisely. Anyway, back to the new gf. Have you made a move?
ZAK
Kind of and she’s not my gf.
OSCAR
Tell me you’ve at least made it clear you like her!!!
ZAK
Yeah. Well at least I think I have. I just hope I haven’t got it wrong cos she’s proper mint!