19. Never Have I Ever

19

Never Have I Ever

Matteo: Never have I ever spent a night with a girl and didn’t touch her once.

Zoe: I don’t even know how you survived it.

Matteo: Right! I should be given a damn medal for that. Especially when you decided to parade in front of me half naked.

Zoe: Matteo, I was in a tank top and pajama pants.

Matteo: Like I said, I’m basically a saint.

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