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Skimpy swimsuit? Check.
Tanning oi? Check.
My sexy body? Check!
Alanis stepped out into her back patio and felt the sun hit her shoulders.
It was a perfect day to lounge by the pool and hope that her neighbor gawked, and if Todd came home and caught their neighbor staring, that was even better.
She imagined the guy at the house behind them cutting back the bushes and seeing her lounging on her side, her breasts shining from the oil, looking like a red headed mermaid on the side of the pool.
While at first she had originally intended to wear just a simple two piece thong bikini, when she was going through her drawer she found a swimsuit that she hadn’t worn since a photo shoot years ago.
When it came to skimpy and revealing, it didn’t get much skimpier than a slingshot string bikini.
The back of it was very much a string that ran up through her buttocks, and the front just two strips of fabric running down over her breasts and then meeting between her legs.
It was definitely something meant more for photoshoots than practical wear because it she moved too fast then she would definitely fall out of it.
After all, she only wanted to tease her neighbor, not show him everything.
Then again it wasn’t like the sling left much to the imagination.
After closing the sliding door behind her, Alanis felt a slight tug at the back of the slingshot and turned to see that somehow, the string in the back had gotten hung up on the handle inside.
Though her brain had just processed this, her legs hadn’t gotten the message yet and continued carrying her towards the pool.
Shit!
Alanis dropped her towel and tanning oil just as she felt the slingshot rip apart at the shoulders.
It all happened so fast as she stumbled to clutch at the swimsuit as it tore away from her body.
She stared at the mass of strings hanging from the closed sliding door and realized two things: one, her swimsuit had gotten stuck in the door, and two: she was now outside completely naked.
A small squeak escaped from her lips and she grabbed the sliding door and pulled.
It held firm.
“Shit!” She cursed and grasped the handle and pulled again.
Nothing happened.
She grunted, braced herself, and pushed, but the sliding door held firm.
Soon sweat began to coat her nude body. Alanis let go and glared at the door, realizing that it must have locked automatically somehow, or her swimsuit was jamming it.
The tangled mass of strings that once barely covered her body dangled from the closed door as if mocking her, and she grabbed a fistful and pulled.
Nothing happened, the jaws of the sliding door were locked tight around the sling bikini.
Gritting her teeth, Alanis placed one foot against the door and pulled with all of her might.
The veins in her arms popped as she grunted and pulled, but the string bikini didn’t budge.
After a few more minutes of pulling with no success, she let go of the sling bikini and bit her lip.
She was naked and locked out of her own house. Maybe she could call someone?
But who, if she called Todd he would have a thousand questions. There was always Disha or Hena…
Yes, that was it! She could call one of them to pick her up, they could lend her something to wear and bring her back whenever Todd got home and she could feed him some story…
Through the sliding door, she saw something small and rectangular light up and her heart dropped to her stomach.
She had left her phone on the dining room table…
“Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!” She pounded the glass door until her palms started to hurt. Plus breaking down the door would lead to more questions.
First thing was first, she needed to cover up. She gathered up her towel and wrapped it around her nude body.
Easy enough, now to figure out how to get inside…
Alanis paced around the house, compulsively checking the towel every few seconds to make sure it stayed in place, but every door and window was locked tight. She paced back around to the backyard where at least she had a modicum of privacy and chewed her lip as she tried to consider her next move.
If my neighbor had been out then he would have gotten a hell of a show...No sooner had the thought ran through her head than she heard the light hiss of a hose close by. Alanis cocked her head and realized the sound was coming from the house behind hers.
Great… She sighed.
Then a thought struck her. The circumstances were not ideal, but maybe, just maybe she could use this to her advantage…
She hurried off the patio, grateful for the soft grass under her bare feet, and leaned over her back fence. Her neighbor was standing near of his property watering his grass, with a far away look in his eyes.
“Excuse me!” She called.
He lifted his head up, as if a voice was speaking to him from the sky.
“Hey, excuse me! Over here!” She waved at him.
He turned his head towards the sound of her voice and his eyes widened.
“Hi, yes, hey!” She waved him over.
The man looked around, as if this were a trick of some sort, and then let go of the hose and stepped over towards the fence.
“Oh hello...” He stammered.
“Hey, yes, sorry we haven’t met yet. I’m Alanis.” She held out one hand while using the other to keep the towel wrapped around her.
“I’m… I’m Sean, Sean Donnelly.” He took her hand but his eyes immediately fell to her massive breasts heaving against the towel.
“Nice to meet you, I wish it was under less embarrassing circumstances.” She laughed.
“Oh… um… what?” He furrowed his brow.
“You see, I seem to have been locked out,” She giggled and shrugged. “And I was wondering if maybe I could use your phone to call my boyfriend?”
“Boyfriend? I mean… um… sure…” Sean picked his jaw up off the floor.
“Oh God, you’re wonderful,” She laughed and placed her hand on his forearm, noticing that he immediately stiffened. “I’ll be right over.”
Alanis hurried over as fast as she could, mostly because she felt exposed running around the block in just a towel and because the pavement of the sidewalk was hot under her bare feet.
It seemed like even if she didn’t voluntary approach Sean that she might have had no choice but to go to him, as she didn’t notice a single car in any of the driveways as she sprinted up the street and around the corner.
Sean may have been her only neighbor that was home.
She only knocked once on his door before he answered, shifted nervously and looked from side to side as if to check if anyone was watching.
“I… uhh… come on in.” He stammered.
“Thanks!” Alanis flashed him a smile as he ushered her inside. “I really appreciate this.”
“I’m glad I could help.” He shifted again and closed the door behind her..
“This is, this is so embarrassing.” She ran a hand through her hair and blushed.
“It happens,” He blushed too and stepped back. “Here, let me get my phone.”
“Actually,” She placed a hand on his bicep. “This is… do you have something I could wear? I saw your… wife, girlfriend? I saw her in the yard the other day and thought if I could borrow a swimsuit…”
“Oh she’s not my… well… it’s… uh….” He stammered.
“You see, it’s embarrassing, I was… sunbathing, in the nude, and well… locked myself out.” She giggled, her face turning red as her hair.
“Oh, oh yeah that’s uhh…” His eyes once again fell to her breasts beneath the towel.
“Yeah I just… feel so naked…”
“Yeah… yeah… here, follow me…” He indicated to the stairs.
He led her to the second floor where she waited in the hallway while he went into the bedroom and opened a couple of drawers in a dresser. Sean seemed to hesitate as he looked into one drawer, then opened the one below it and removed a pair of sweats and a t-shirt.
“Thank you, thank you so much!” She smiled as she took the clothes from him.
“You can get changed in there.” He gestured to a door at the end of the hall.
“Thank you!” She smiled again, stepped into the room, and closed the door behind her.
The room was an office of some sort, with a desk, computer, several filing cabinets, and she couldn’t help but notice a window that had a perfect view of her house.
Had he watched her from in here while she had lounged by the pool, completely unaware?
Once again she thought about the three women she had seen in his backyard, they were stunning, so why did he act like he had never talked to a beautiful woman before?
Maybe he was paying them. A patriotic colored bag caught her eye on the desk, and Alanis leaned over to see that it was a cheap Mrs. Americana Halloween costume.
“One size fits all!” The package promised.
Yeah, we’ll see about that...Alanis’s breasts put even the actress that played Mrs. Americana to shame. She smiled, set the costume down and was about to take off the towel and change into the sweats and t-shirt when an idea struck her.
***
“What do you think?” Alanis found Sean in the kitchen and thought that he might have a heart attack at the sight of her in the red, white, and blue thong bikini.
The material was cheap, and as she thought, the “one size fits all” promise did not take into account for someone as busty as she was. The bikini top strained to hold all of her cleavage, and if she moved too fast it might snap completely.
“Oh… umm… did the t-shirt and sweats not fit…” He was wearing gym shorts and she noticed a significant bulge growing between his legs.
“No, I just liked this better, plus it resembles the one you saw me wearing the other day.” Alanis sat at a stool at the kitchen island and batted her eyes at him.
“Oh, me?” He turned pale, and she realized that he knew she had caught him watching.
“Yes you, I know you saw me and my friends in the yard the other day.” She giggled.
“Oh, umm… yeah I just… I didn’t mean to pry I just heard voices and uhhh…” He fumbled his way through an explanation.
“Oh please, it’s okay, we’re used to it.” She laughed.
“Oh… so you aren’t mad?” He seemed relieved.
“No,” She giggled. “In fact, it was a little flattering.”
“Oh?” He asked.
“A girl likes a little attention,” She stood up. “So, can I borrow that phone?”