So Not Normal #7
I told Lisa, “Ok. Stop being a bitch. There. I did something. I gave you solid advice. Are you happy? Oh wait, you’re never happy.
You’re miserable and want everyone else to be.
Newsflash, I’m not in your orbit and I don’t care anymore.
I feel much happier without your moody, lying ass around.
You can drop the voice now too. Melanie proved it wasn’t your real voice. ”
Lisa’s parents sputtered, “What?” I snorted offering, “I can call Luna Melanie back, Lisa. I’m sure she’d karate chop you in the throat again.” Clara snorted, “No need to call her, I’ll do it.” Lisa muttered, “You would.” Everyone gasped because Lisa used her real voice.
I told her, “Just so you know, I won’t forgive you. For so many things but faking your voice is at the top of the list. No one here is going to say a DAMN thing to Melanie Conners, and you know it. Black Mountain are the strongest pack in the world and she’s their Luna.”
“Our mom and Haley Conners are best friends. Melanie suffered more than your Prada loving pampered ass could ever understand. Oh, you know what? I have a solution. I’ll call Alexander right now. You can explain how you are upset with his mate who was kept from him her entire life.”
“She was shot and kidnapped from under all our noses and tortured in Black Path. Alexander hasn’t had his mate by his side very long. He’s absolutely chill about references to her. Do explain to him in detail how upset you are with Melanie over defending me.”
“I’m sure he’ll take it well. He’s known for being the calm Conners pup.
Detail out for him what you’d like to happen to his mate and Luna.
I’m sure that will end oh so well for you, especially considering it’s still her birthday.
” Channing cackled, “CALM?! Your sarcasm is on point about Oden right now.”
I pulled out my phone and asked, “Would you like me to dial since you don’t have his number?” Lisa glared at me, “Fuck you!” I snorted, “So, that felt like a no. You don’t want me to call Alexander. Too bad. Maybe he would’ve done us all a favor and leaked your brains out of your head.”
Lisa gasped. I continued, “Maybe the Ring should’ve taken you instead of Melanie. She’d still be nice, and you’d still be a bitch. You were the type of person the Ring was really looking for. They wanted to turn her evil. With you, they wouldn’t have even had to try. You’re already pretty evil.”
Dad ordered, “Keaton, go inside.” Grandpa Frank linked, “I think you stay and spit for facts, as the pups say.” Good lord. Emmett linked, “Go on.” My brother sounded very amused. I flipped Lisa off. My ex cried, “You don’t mean any of those things you said.”
Channing grumbled, “We do. If not for her, we could be with mate right now.” I snorted at my ex, “I meant every word. Stay away from me and Katie. Preston Conners is one of my good friends, and you know that.”
“I could care less what any Luna of that pack does to you. I’d know you’d deserve whatever they did. I’d watch out though because Melanie sees the world in black and white. She’s also apparently everywhere if she has access to a laptop. That’s probably very bad for you.” Keith followed me inside.
Clara shut the door, turned then cheered, “DAYUMMMMMM. Can I say that again?” I shrugged.
My Beta shrieked, “DAYUMMMMMM, Keaton Frank Daniels. You called Lisa evil. I LIVE. I so live. She is the embodiment of evil, that’s what most people call her.
Queen Mean Bee. Oh my god! We can tell you all her nicknames now. This is fantastic.”
Keith stared at me then asked, “So, things are good with Katie?” I nodded.
Clara asked, “Keaton, are you ok? You look like you received life altering news.” I shrugged.
I felt like an entire thought process I’d come up with was wrong.
My ex made me feel inadequate all the time.
Was it all a lie? Or was she right and everyone else lied because I was an Alpha? I knew who I needed to ask.
I told Keith, “I have to make a phone call, I’ll be right back.” Keith told me, “Everyone wants to talk.” I admitted, “I know. I’ll talk; I just need to talk to someone first.” Keith nodded, “I’ll cover. Go.” I flashed out of the house and back to my treehouse.
I pulled out my phone and scrolled to the contact I wanted and debated. This would be embarrassing. It’s not like everyone didn’t know Uncle Eric was good at sex. He and Aunt Haley had caused several pack booms because he pleased her in bed so much. They were outside but still.
Channing urged, “You should.” I closed my eyes and followed my wolf’s advice. Uncle Eric answered on the first ring, “Keaton, are you alright?” I said, “Yes and no. I’m physically fine, I just to ask you some questions. You said we could talk and…”
Uncle Eric interrupted, “Of course we can talk. What’s going on?” I ran my hands through my hair before answering, “I need you to honestly answer something for me.” He replied, “I’ve never lied to you before. I don’t know why I would start now.”
I told him, “It’s embarrassing. I’m supposed to be good at this, but…
.” Uncle Eric cut me off, “Good at what?” I groaned, “Sex. Lisa says I’m bad at it.
She gives me reports about how bad I am.
Not like a page either, they are always several pages long.
The first one was ten pages front and back.
They are extensively detailed. It started the first time we had sex, Melanie probably heard it. ”
Uncle Eric growled, “My daughter in law definitely didn’t or she would’ve shot Lisa. What a bitch!” I replied, “That doesn’t mean she’s wrong. Things got heated and sexual with my new girlfriend tonight. Well, I haven’t asked her to be my girlfriend yet.”
“That’s neither here nor there. I mentioned something that was standard with Lisa and me. Katie acted like I was crazy. She was muttering about me trying to kill her via orgasm. I just don’t know if she’s inexperienced or correct.”
Channing replied, “Everyone else said it was crazy.” Yes, but Uncle Eric would be a better barometer.
Uncle Eric asked, “Wasn’t Lisa in experienced herself?
I am certain I was told you were each other’s first.” I acknowledged “We were each other’s, but she’s been with Justin now. It’s just….” I trailed off.
Eventually he asked me, “What did you say that Katie acted like you were crazy?” I snorted, “Clara thought it was crazy too. I ordered us pizza. Well, I linked Ken to do it. He also thought I was crazy. Anyway, Katie and I were messing around and I got her off once.”
“Then Ken knocked and interrupted things. Katie said after we ate it was my turn. It couldn’t be my turn though because she only got off once. Right? It couldn’t have been my turn and Katie’s just inexperienced.”
Uncle Eric blew out a breath, “When is it supposed to be your turn?” I sighed, “After ten times.” He was silent.
Eventually Uncle Eric said, “Ok, no. I just won’t say all the curse words I have and go back to no.
I’ve done that to Haley during her concupiscence with toys when I need breaks.
That’s not a common occurrence. I’m not talking out of my ass here either, I’ve been around a time or two. ”
“I’m very big on my partner getting pleasure and enjoying what we do. Ten to one as an ‘every time’ and not a specific circumstance is insane. Giving some reports is wrong. Having a healthy discussion is not giving someone a paper on their faults. Did Lisa do that a lot?”
I snorted, “After every time. I want to be good enough to satisfy my new girlfriend, she’s important.” Eric growled, “Keaton, it’s biologically impossible for you to be bad. You were right about Alpha’s being good at sex.”
Eric admitted, “Hell, Supernatural’s in general are.
Also if you were bad, you wouldn’t be able to get her off once let alone TEN times.
Getting someone off ten times is impressive.
I would very much like to see my Angel kill Lisa.
I wish Melanie had shot her. Jesus. Every time you had sex you got a report?
” Channing grumbled, “I knew that was uncalled for. Well, I hoped.” We both did.
Eric growled, “I don’t know why Lisa’s trying to undermine you this way.
I’m sure Haley could tell me. I did help my wife study for some of her exams though.
It sounds like Lisa’s a classic narcissist and abuser.
She’s trying to put you down, so you only want her.
If she’s telling you she’s honest and no one else is then Lisa’s the liar. ”
I was silent. Eric continued, “What your ex was doing was deeply unhealthy. To treat you that way is appalling. I’m all about having a healthy sex life, which to me includes open and honest communication.
I want to know what Haley does and doesn’t like.
I don’t want to do things she doesn't like and she knows the same.”
“I haven’t really found anything she doesn’t, but there are things I’m not comfortable with because of her past. So, we don’t do those things, but we’ve discussed it honestly with each other. Treating someone horribly and wanting to cut them down the way Lisa did with you is very unhealthy.”
I cringed asking my next question, “Am I small? Lisa never wanted me to stay naked after shifting because she said it was embarrassing for an Alpha to be so inadequate.” God. I needed to stop talking. Immediately. Channing growled, “I still can’t believe she said that to us.”
I heard Uncle Eric’s growl from our territory. He yelled, “WHAT?! SHE SAID THAT?! You’ve got to fucking be kidding me! Keaton, no. I know we don’t stare at people after they shift, but I’m sure you’ve noticed your siblings. Jesus Christ, no. The answer is no.”
I confirmed, “This stays with us, right?” Uncle Eric assured me “Of course it will. I need you to understand that nothing your ex said is true. Literally every word was false. I’ve seen you shift and can confirm you’re not small. You should talk to your dad about this.”