Chapter 31 Text Chat
THIRTY-ONE
TEXT CHAT
Lara: I had the weirdest client in the back of my limo
Kitty: You’re talking to me now?
Kitty: I’ve tried to call you five times!
Lara: I’ve been busy!
Lara: Anyway, you suck for keeping quitting your job quiet
Lara: And for not spilling any deets about Plane Daddy
Kitty: The silent treatment went on longer than usual for you
Lara: Nah. I’ve had this head cold that won’t go away
Kitty: You should have said
Lara: No point. Fine now
Lara: PLANE DADDY
Kitty: What was the weird convo about?
Lara: I swear she was an assassin
Kitty: Huh?
Lara: She was talking about erasing people, Kitty. Giving them gift baskets then remembering she couldn’t anymore because she’d burned that alias
Lara: Did I have Max Guevara in my limo or something?
Kitty: Maybe she was messing around?
Lara: Who did she mess around? The convo wasn’t with me
Kitty: Bizarre
Kitty: Where did you take her?
Lara: This rehab center. Shady Pines. She asked me to wait so I did. Gave a phenomenal tip
Kitty: Shady Pines - sounds like somewhere you go to die
Lara: I’d die there lol. Talk about luxury. Anyhoo, I wanted you to know that if I don’t text you ever again, it’s because the assassin got me because I eavesdropped
Kitty: You and your imagination
Lara: The truth is out there, bud
Kitty: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Lara: Changed any Wikipedia articles lately?
Kitty: One or two
Lara: New job keeping you busy?
Kitty: Something like that
Lara: Hey, HINT HINT, how did it go with Plane Daddy? Not gonna stop until you answer me…
Kitty: I’m still seeing him *blushes*
Lara:
Lara: You caught the love bug, KittyKat?
Kitty: UGH! Don’t you start using that goddamn name!
Lara: I’ll take that as a yes, then, hmm?