GIRLS ONLY GROUP CHAT
Lucy
I have something to tell you all and I need everyone to act normal about it.
Elena
Doubtful, but we’ll try.
Tella
You’re pregnant with twins.
Lucy
No, just one. And you already knew that.
Jade
Did he propose?
Lucy
No.
Elena
Did he get arrested?
Lucy
Jesus Christ, no.
Tella
Then what happened?
Lucy
So I woke up from a nap the other day and found him sitting on the floor in the baby’s room.
Jade
Aww, cute.
Lucy
Right?
He was sitting there with his sketchbook, so I thought he was drawing a picture of the nursery or something.
Elena
Oh god, was it something bad?
Tella
What the hell do you think he’d be drawing that was bad?
Lucy
No… it wasn’t bad.
It was me.
Jade
SHUT UP
Elena
Oh that man is DOWN BAD.
Lucy
There were at least two dozen drawings of ME.
Tella
Stop, this is so romantic.
Jade
This has to go in a book.
Elena
Can he be any sweeter?
Men on dating apps message you at one a.m. asking what you’re doing, while this guy is out here drawing pictures of you.
Lucy
It made me so emotional. I’m going to cry thinking about it again.
Jade
Is he good at drawing?
Lucy
So good, it’s like looking at a photograph.
Tella
I’m SWOONING.
Elena
This is the most romantic thing any man has ever done.
Tella
By a landslide.
Jade
You had better hold onto this one, girl.
Lucy
I think I just might…