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Winnie: *gif of cartoon clock*
James: ???
Winnie: Gasp! Have you never seen Beauty and the Beast ?
James: Why are you sending me a gif of Cogsworth
Winnie: YOU KNOW COGSWORTH!?!!!!!!
Winnie: Are you a secret cartoon lover?
James: No
Winnie: What’s your favorite Disney movie? OMG do you have a favorite princess?
James: Focus. Why did you send the gif
Winnie: It’s Ariel, isn’t it? Men love the seashell bra. And the singing.
James: THE GIF, WINNIE. WHY
Winnie: That was my way of telling you I’m done for the day.
Winnie: You know, clocking out? Get it???
James: Make a spreadsheet for your hours. No need to check in
Winnie: Since you seemed to be avoiding me, thought I’d make sure you knew I was working.
James: I’m your boss, not your babysitter. Spreadsheet
Winnie: You’re no fun.
James: Never claimed to be
Winnie: Ugh. I bet you don’t even text with gifs, considering you barely use punctuation. You’re the captain of the Fun Police.
James: *gif of Rapunzel from Tangled*
Winnie: Sorry for the slow response. I passed out from shock.
James: You asked about my favorite princess
Winnie: Rapunzel, huh? Innnnteresting. VERY interesting.
James: Don’t try to psychoanalyze me, temp
Winnie: You have no idea how much I’ve learned about you from just this conversation.
James: You’ve learned nothing
Winnie: I’ve learned EVERYTHING.
Winnie: The key question: Did you like Rapunzel before or after she cut her hair?
James: Both
James: She didn’t change personalities. Just her hair
Winnie: Smooth answer. Very PC of you.
James: Are we done? I have things to do
Winnie : More important than texting me? I’m hurt.
James: How many cats did you catch today
Winnie: Oops. Gotta run!