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Winnie: Hello to you too. How was your day?
James: Tomorrow.
Winnie: For???
James: The conference
Winnie: You decided I’m allowed to go???!!?
James: Check your email
Winnie: Wow! You got me a room and everything! Unless … are we sharing a room?
James: NO
James: You have your own room
James: We are staying in separate rooms
Winnie: Got it. You really, really don’t want to share a room with me. Not surprised, given how you avoided me today.
James: Not avoiding you. Just busy
Winnie : Sure, boss. Sure. Too busy to answer my question. You saw it, right? I wrote it on a chalkboard window, salvaged from your very warehouse.
James: I seem to remember telling you to throw it away
Winnie: That was before you fired me and rehired me. Doesn’t count.
Winnie: Oh! And I caught three cats today with the help of Big Mo. I swear he’s like the Pied Piper of feral cats. That’s almost all of them.
Winnie: The only one I can’t catch is the orange cat with only one eye. He taunts me.
James: Steak, medium rare.
Winnie: WHAT? You want to eat cats?!!?!!?
James: Don’t be ridiculous
James: You asked my favorite ice cream flavor
Winnie: That was HOURS ago! And … your favorite ice cream flavor is steak? That’s about as gross as the idea of cat steaks.
James: You’re disgusting
Winnie: Um, YOU’RE disgusting. You like steak ice cream.
James: I don’t like ice cream. I prefer steak to ice cream.
Winnie: Blasphemy! Do you even have a soul?
James: Outlook not so good. Try again later
Winnie: Magic 8-Ball! Nice!!!
Winnie: *gif of Magic 8-Ball*
James: I like your updates on the site. I have a few tweaks we can go over on the way to Austin tomorrow.
Winnie: Yay! Also, you need to tell me about the conference. What should I be doing? Are we going to the same sessions? Divide and conquer? Any vendors we need to talk about? I looked at the list online the other day and made some notes.
James: Stop texting. Go pack
Winnie: You’re no fun, Mr. Steak Ice Cream.
Winnie: I bet that’s a thing somewhere. I’m going to find it. Now I know what to get you for your next birthday.
James: Please don’t
James: Pack
Winnie: Should I make a road trip playlist?
James: It’s a forty-minute drive
Winnie: A short playlist?
James: NO
Winnie: Ugh. Has anyone told you today that you’re the worst?
James: Several people. GO PACK