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Winnie : What time should I report to work tomorrow, boss?
Winnie: Do I need to wear anything special?
James: A lot of things come to mind …
Winnie : I mean, like, clothes to do manual labor in vs my regular clothes, dummy.
James: Wear whatever is best for catching the orange cat
Winnie: Are you seriously STILL going to make me do that?
James: Of course
James: We can’t have a cat living in the building. It’s unsanitary
Winnie: But is that really the best use of my time? Cat wrangling?
James: The website’s done, isn’t it?
Winnie: Yes …
Winnie: But I have tons of ideas from the conference I’d love to discuss and need to finalize the logo design
James: The logo is perfect
Winnie: Thanks! Maybe as a reward for perfect logo design, I could NOT catch the Orange Cyclops. I got 99% of the cats!
James: Your math doesn’t work. Unless you got rid of 99 cats
Winnie: Fine. I got rid of 75.7% of the cats
James: That’s a pretty exact number
Winnie: Focus on the fact I got MOST of the cats out.
James: Don’t you want to complete a job rather than just 75.7% of it
Winnie: Ugh. You’re the worst.
James: Take it up with the management
James: Speaking of the management, we should probably find a way to separate business and personal
Winnie: I’m open to suggestions …
James: Maybe during working hours, we just keep things focused on work
Winnie: I think I can handle that. The question is: can YOU?
James: Guess we’ll see tomorrow
Winnie: Feels like a challenge. I like it.
James: Goodnight, temp
Winnie: Sweet dreams, boss!